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« Reply #60 on Jun 21, 2011, 10:37pm » | |
RE-TRACKING OF THE MOON BEAST: A METEOR'S REVENGE
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Not that the cinema-goer is to be blamed for his poor taste - life doesn't give us all the same opportunities for developing our aesthetic perceptions. That's where the real difficulty lies. - Andrei Tarkovsky
TODAY'S HOROSCOPE: "Beware of Leos."
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« Reply #61 on Jun 21, 2011, 11:02pm » | |
Revenge of the Colossal Creature
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« Reply #62 on Jun 22, 2011, 12:35am » | |
MY OWN PRIVATE DADDY-O
"You'll never guess what Dick Contino has gotten himself into this time! Pants up!"
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« Reply #63 on Jun 22, 2011, 4:21pm » | |
Attack Of The Eye Creatures II
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« Reply #64 on Jun 22, 2011, 4:25pm » | |
Hercules Vs The Vampire Women
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« Reply #65 on Jun 22, 2011, 9:04pm » | |
The Killer Shrews II
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« Reply #66 on Jun 23, 2011, 10:56pm » | |
The Creeping Terror III: Bite of the Carpet-munchers
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« Reply #67 on Jun 23, 2011, 11:03pm » | |
The Creeping Terror in Gold Boots
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Tor Johnson
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« Reply #68 on Jun 26, 2011, 6:43pm » | |
Daddy - O II
This time he wants answers
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Tor Johnson
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« Reply #69 on Jun 26, 2011, 6:45pm » | |
Master Ninja III : Senior Citizens On Patrol.
You're never TOO old to be a ninja!
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« Reply #70 on Jun 26, 2011, 9:47pm » | |
Lots of really good entries. The "I drew a name from a hat" contests have always bugged me a little, but I went ahead and did it this time anyway. Sort of. Once I'd narrowed it down to my favorites (the ones that made me laugh out loud) there were still too many:
Jun 19, 2011, 7:51am, dph wrote:The Aztec Mummy Strikes Again:
This time with only 9% new footage. |
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Jun 20, 2011, 9:12pm, Tor Johnson wrote:I Was A Teenage Werewolf 2%
The lactose intolerant thriller of the year |
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Jun 10, 2011, 10:16pm, Bud Eagle wrote:I ACCUSE MY PARENTS 2: AN ESSAY ON REVENGE
Jimmy knows where the shoe fits. |
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Jun 10, 2011, 10:23pm, continosbuckle wrote:RED ZONE AFGHANISTAN
Running all the way to hell with a penny and a broken hookah. |
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Jun 7, 2011, 2:02am, afriendlychicken wrote:THE RETURN OF ROCKETSHIP X-M: A LOVE STORY
"He loves her! She loves him! Talk is all the action they'll ever need!!" |
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Jun 7, 2011, 8:00pm, mrmeadows wrote:SKYDIVERS 2: DECAF
"This time, there's something different about the coffee." |
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Jun 22, 2011, 4:21pm, Tor Johnson wrote:Attack Of The Eye Creatures II
Will man defeat them again? Eye don't think so!
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And the dirty ones:
Jun 11, 2011, 1:16am, afriendlychicken wrote:ALIEN FROM L. A. II: WANDA'S WEDDING
"This time she gets to squeeze the Charmin." |
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Jun 23, 2011, 10:56pm, crispyglennmanning wrote:The Creeping Terror III: Bite of the Carpet-munchers
"Now here's something you'll really want to eat!" |
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Jun 19, 2011, 12:28pm, Mantis wrote:Bride of the Devil Doll
"When hardwood counts" |
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so I printed those off, crumpled them up, and threw them at my cat sleeping on the floor in the other room. The first one to hit him on the fly was Tor Johnson! Congratulations, Tor! Time for go to Sky. Collect your ten DVDs or six blu-rays. (Incidentally, it was the I Was a Teenage Werewolf 2% that deservingly won it.)
Thanks, everyone. And thanks as always to Sky and his endless generosity.
(Some others that cracked me up: The Crawling Nipple, the Rise of Mickey, Yucca Flatter, and My Own Private Daddy-O.)
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« Reply #71 on Jun 27, 2011, 12:40am » | |
Congratulations Tor! 
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Not that the cinema-goer is to be blamed for his poor taste - life doesn't give us all the same opportunities for developing our aesthetic perceptions. That's where the real difficulty lies. - Andrei Tarkovsky
TODAY'S HOROSCOPE: "Beware of Leos."
"Turkey is made out of three parts. White meat, dark meat and the parts I get" - Jack Benny |
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Tor Johnson
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« Reply #72 on Jun 27, 2011, 3:18am » | |
Thank you so much. This was a very fun contest. You like me, you really like me.
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« Reply #73 on Jun 27, 2011, 5:42am » | |
Congrats Tor. This was a really fun contest, simple but fun.
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« Reply #74 on Jun 27, 2011, 10:11am » | |
Congrats, Tor!
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