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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 11, 2005 10:46:27 GMT -5
My trainer lets me fart around on the board all day. So training is basically...spending time in a room to get a sheet of paper saying you've been in training?
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 11, 2005 10:47:21 GMT -5
Oh no, it is very informative. I just learn faster and have a lot of spare time.
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Post by doctorz on Aug 11, 2005 10:53:47 GMT -5
LMAO! Herr Mittens has adopted my technique for thwarting the Soviet Spy Satellites! Now if you can only teach him to push a shopping cart along the roadway while I look for discarded tin cans, I can give him half of my Thunderbird Wine when we are through for the day! ;D
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 11, 2005 10:56:36 GMT -5
Herr Mittens.
What a faboo name.
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Post by dash on Aug 11, 2005 14:21:48 GMT -5
Or you can put tinfoil on puppets like I do...... Meet Commander Mittens! omg... LOL... that was adorable and funny and sloane worthy all at the same instance. ratso, uda man.
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Post by Ratso on Aug 14, 2005 2:23:32 GMT -5
What's this? Could it be the evil diabolical criminal mastermind known as "The Rabbit stuck in a shoe?" What could he be talking about? OH NO! He wants to sell drugs to school kids! But have no fear!Commander Mittens has arrived on the scene! But wait a minute! those are not school kids! they're the rabbit's henchmen! This was all an elaborate plan to kill Commander Mittens! Commander Mittens is now face to face with the evil henchmen! Could this be the end of Commander Mittens!? Commander Mittens accepts his fate...... WAIT A MINUTE! Commander Mittens must have used his ninja skills! I forgot to tell you that he has those powers because I'm a bad narrator and nobody loves me. And now the chase for justice has begun! Commander Mittens is going get that evil rabbit! BUT WAIT! The Rabbit seems to want Commander Mittens to see something... What could it be!? It has suddenly frozen our fearless hero is such a stunned state! what could be so horrendous and evil to freak out Commander Mittens!? Oh NO! IT'S SUPERMAN 4! COMMANDER MITTENS IS HELPLESS! And now the evil rabbit will get his way with him! (Not like that) Is this the end of Commander Mittens? Will the Evil Rabbit now take over the world? And why did my parents disown me!? Tune next time kids! (Or not) I don't care.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 14, 2005 9:33:57 GMT -5
My god.
It's the greatest television show ever.
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 14, 2005 9:55:53 GMT -5
I think my greaseboard drawings just lost their status...and with damn good reason. This is TOP NOTCH work. BTW...time to clean the oven.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 14, 2005 9:58:28 GMT -5
But that is lovely linoleum.
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Post by dash on Aug 14, 2005 10:09:45 GMT -5
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 14, 2005 20:43:00 GMT -5
I love that picture, dASH.
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Post by DC on Aug 14, 2005 21:50:11 GMT -5
Ratso is my hero. Along with Mummifiedstalin.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 14, 2005 21:51:19 GMT -5
I want another episode.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 14, 2005 21:54:38 GMT -5
What sheer hilarity! If I had 100 bucks, I'd buy some cheeseburgers, and give the change to you, my good man!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 14, 2005 21:54:52 GMT -5
Ratso is my hero. Along with Mummifiedstalin. Please. After that (admittedly brilliant) display, Ratso is clearly the god of Sloane. Who else would go to such (entertaining) extremes?
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