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Post by Mr. Atari on Aug 21, 2005 0:56:21 GMT -5
...you go to the bathroom, and there's no toilet paper?
...you post a brilliant idea or beautiful picture in a thread, but it's the last post on a page, so the next post starts a new page and buries your brilliance in obscurity?
...you run into someone you know reasonably well, but you can't for the life of you remember his name?
...you have someone's car towed all the way to their house and all they have for you is Light Beer?
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Post by TomServo69 on Aug 21, 2005 1:01:38 GMT -5
...you have someone's car towed all the way to their house and all they have for you is Light Beer? And it's Miller Lite at that! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Servo
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Post by Ratso on Aug 21, 2005 2:02:25 GMT -5
..... a group of your friends barge into your house with about 12 other people and say "since you never leave the house we are bringing the party to you!"?
....you tell everyone they can't stay because your parents will be home soon... and your brother tells them you are full of it?
....This girl you are not attracted too keeps trying to hug you?
......everyone demands that you put on a cool movie like "The Godfather" or "The Shining" and instead you go and put on the worst uncut Gamera movie you have.... in hopes everyone will leave?
.....everyone leaves except the girl that wants to hug you?
....you run out of the house and beg everyone to come back because you don't want to be stuck with that girl?
......you can't remember anything after that?
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 21, 2005 8:31:04 GMT -5
That was one of the most awesome posts I have ever read.
I can't even type anything.
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 21, 2005 12:13:27 GMT -5
.....the south exists.
.....you think Ratso has posted the funniest thing you've ever read but then he goes and out does himself.
....some girl that Ratso doesn't like tries to hug him.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 21, 2005 12:19:41 GMT -5
[quote author=rizzo board=forrester thread=1124603781 post=1124607745 ....This girl you are not attracted too keeps trying to hug you?
.....everyone leaves except the girl that wants to hug you?[/quote]Gary is that you?
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Post by Dave Walker on Aug 21, 2005 12:22:53 GMT -5
...a true girlgoyle hops into your car for a ride to the party after a wedding, and while driving the short distance to the hotel she puts her hand on your thigh millimeters away from your package.
...your horrified into muteness and considering crashing the car to escape the situation.
...you get to the party and she's rubbing the cushions on the couch to try and get you to come over and sit with her.
...when you leave she chases you out of the room and into the lobby.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Aug 21, 2005 12:23:58 GMT -5
....hobos throw their pee in your face because they think you stole their tinfoil hats.
....your area is attack by wild radioactive monkeys.
.....your beaten over the leg with a baseball bat for missing an installment on your leg brace (which is ironically from getting beaten with a baseball bat for missing another installment)
....a creative breaker comes to your house and creatively breaks you skull necessitating much plastic surgery.
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 21, 2005 12:24:53 GMT -5
...a true girlgoyle hops into your car for a ride to the party after a wedding, and while driving the short distance to the hotel she puts her hand on your thigh millimeters away from your package. ...your horrified into muteness and considering crashing the car to escape the situation. LMAO!! Uh oh, I think Nerdie is gonna have to whoop some ass.
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Post by Ro-matt on Aug 21, 2005 12:25:31 GMT -5
.....VH talks about wrestling.
.....I post pictures
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Post by Dave Walker on Aug 21, 2005 12:27:01 GMT -5
...a true girlgoyle hops into your car for a ride to the party after a wedding, and while driving the short distance to the hotel she puts her hand on your thigh millimeters away from your package. ...your horrified into muteness and considering crashing the car to escape the situation. LMAO!! Uh oh, I think Nerdie is gonna have to whoop some ass. It was a harrowing experience. I showed Nerdie a picture of the beast in question, she felt my pain.
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Post by dash on Aug 21, 2005 12:43:58 GMT -5
... you turn on the TV for the first time in 8 weeks and there's nothing on but TOMMY LEE GOES TO COLLEGE?
... your collection of apples seeds gets accidentally thrown out because you thought it was "trash?"
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 21, 2005 15:01:19 GMT -5
..... a group of your friends barge into your house with about 12 other people and say "since you never leave the house we are bringing the party to you!"? ....you tell everyone they can't stay because your parents will be home soon... and your brother tells them you are full of it? ....This girl you are not attracted too keeps trying to hug you? ......everyone demands that you put on a cool movie like "The Godfather" or "The Shining" and instead you go and put on the worst uncut Gamera movie you have.... in hopes everyone will leave? .....everyone leaves except the girl that wants to hug you? ....you run out of the house and beg everyone to come back because you don't want to be stuck with that girl? ......you can't remember anything after that? Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I think this post is a hoax. I mean...Ratso has friends? COME ON!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 21, 2005 16:10:23 GMT -5
...you post a brilliant idea or beautiful picture in a thread, but it's the last post on a page, so the next post starts a new page and buries your brilliance in obscurity? Happens to me all the time.
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Post by Dave Walker on Aug 21, 2005 16:15:42 GMT -5
...when Phantom dreams in posts.
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