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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 28, 2006 21:55:23 GMT -5
They said it couldn't be done. That it was impossible, but I just invented a time machine. I will now go into the past, here I go!
OK, I'm back. Wow, the historical wonders I have seen. But seriously, till recently toilet technology was abysmal so I don't think I'll be going back there again.
Now for the future!
OK, I'm back. Wow, the wonders I've seen! I'd like to tell you all about it but I don't want to pollute the timeline. All I can say is, Ratso becomes president.
But I ain't sayin' of what!
Time is on my side.
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Post by Citizen Kane Hodder on Apr 28, 2006 21:57:56 GMT -5
I remember seeing on an episode of The Adventures of Pete and Pete that if you consume 800% of the daily allowance of Riboflavin that you can travel through time.
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 28, 2006 22:09:20 GMT -5
till recently toilet technology was abysmal so I don't think I'll be going back there again. Did you watch that show on the History channel too last night? |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 28, 2006 22:12:15 GMT -5
till recently toilet technology was abysmal so I don't think I'll be going back there again. Did you watch that show on the History channel too last night? No. I was there. |
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 28, 2006 22:14:29 GMT -5
Neat, a lil off subject but would you consider going to the bath house with me?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 28, 2006 22:15:50 GMT -5
Neat, a lil off subject but would you consider going to the bath house with me? Not a chance. Live out another fantasy. |
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Post by Ro-matt on Apr 28, 2006 22:22:05 GMT -5
Neat, a lil off subject but would you consider going to the bath house with me? Not a chance. Live out another fantasy. ok *begins imagining* *takes DW by the hand and helps him onto his horse, we take a ride around the Grand Canyon during dusk. We turn and stare into each others eyes and I shove him over the edge.* Ahhhhh.......joyous  |
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 28, 2006 22:32:11 GMT -5
I've had that exact same fantasy too!
Except it was Mr. Atari who pushed DQ, not Ro-Matt pushing DW.
"I've been to the past! I have proof! Look at this grape!"
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 28, 2006 22:58:59 GMT -5
I didn't push him. I swear. It was far more stabby than that.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 28, 2006 23:16:55 GMT -5
Man, I tell ya, if I could just go back to 1982. Things would have been different, yeah.
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Post by losingmydignity on Apr 29, 2006 3:08:41 GMT -5
Shopping. Carnaby Street. London. 1966. What more can I say?
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Post by losingmydignity on Apr 29, 2006 3:08:57 GMT -5
Maybe look at the skirts?
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 29, 2006 5:24:15 GMT -5
Man, I tell ya, if I could just go back to 1982. Things would have been different, yeah. Why don't you eat a Dakota peice of crap!? |
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 29, 2006 6:08:43 GMT -5
btw what phantom has done is so simple even babies can do it. All he did was insert the cable element. All the external loads are applied to joint, and thermal load is uniformly applied in cable. Cable has uniform cross sectional area. Cable input items include two ending joints, cross-sectional area, unit weight (not mass), unstrained length, Young's modulus, coefficient of thermal expansion, and temperature change......like duhhhh.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 29, 2006 8:25:09 GMT -5
I didn't push him. I swear. It was far more stabby than that. What the Hell is this knife doing in my back? But anyways, I'm like the Prophets from DS9. I live outside of time. Your concept of linear time still confuses me, but I've learned to live with it. |
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