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Post by Ratso on Jun 13, 2006 21:31:38 GMT -5
Quick draw there. You missed! *Flies over Lmd with B52 bomber* BYE BYE!
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Post by siamesesin on Jun 13, 2006 21:34:30 GMT -5
Boys, do you need to go to your rooms?
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jun 14, 2006 0:51:21 GMT -5
Hey Ratso, Your bombing missed LMD and hit a kitten farm.
Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
In fact...nice work, soldier.
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Post by mightyjack on Jun 14, 2006 6:11:44 GMT -5
Oooo, this thread is just wrong on so many levels. The anti-cat army, moments before it's defeat
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 14, 2006 7:33:22 GMT -5
Oooo, this thred is just wrong on so many levels. Yes, Mr. Atari is evil. I've known it all along but no one would believe me.
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Post by mightyjack on Jun 14, 2006 7:53:09 GMT -5
But he's a man of God, how could we beleive you? I see now that you were right, sorry for ever doubting you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 14, 2006 8:09:00 GMT -5
That's OK MJ. Many were fooled by his smoke screen. Remember, the evil one has the power to assume pleasing shapes. But now all can see the horned one for what he truly is.
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Jun 14, 2006 8:43:11 GMT -5
Guys, even Mighty Jack has a happy kitty avatar. Happy kitty avatars ARE everywhere, and that's a good thing for the security and emotional well-being of members of this board. You can not have too many cats. Cats are magical creatures from the great beyond. They were sent to this MST3K board to give us hope in times of hopelessness. To give us warm fuzzy feelings in times of cold fear. To give us burritos when we had nothing else to eat. Happy Kitty avatars are the new cancer, and everyone should jump in and get one!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jun 14, 2006 11:29:16 GMT -5
So much for the counter-revolution.
But my position is unmoved.
Cats make me sneeze. Cats make me itch.
All hail dogs! Loyal, obedient, happy animals that live to play and to please their masters.
Boo cats! Obnoxious, scratchy, hissing furballs, who may condescend to share the same room with you, provided they aren't coughing up hairballs under your bed or crapping in your closet.
All hail dogs!
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Jun 14, 2006 11:47:58 GMT -5
Dogs are, for the most part, stupid. And they smell funny. And they don't clean the mud off their feet before stepping on my nicely shampooed carpet.
Cats, on the other hand, are smarter than Mr. Atari. So Mr. Atari hates them because he is allergic to them. Little does he know, he's not allergic to the cats themselves, but rather the cats' insanely genious level of mental capacity.
Scientology speaks of aliens creating humans, but in reality the aliens created the cats to track human progress and send documentation back to the other dimension where the aliens live via "Catelepathy."
I think DQ wrote a book on this, or at least this topic reminds me of something DQ might write... Ask him about it. He's a pretty knowledgable guy.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jun 14, 2006 11:56:55 GMT -5
If Shade's right, then all the more reason to be afraid and aware.
Not only are cats possibly working for the scientologists, but they may in fact be more intelligent than humans! I've seen War of the Worlds and Ghostbusters AND Spaceballs! I know how this ends.
The clock is ticking, people! I started the revolution at just the right time!
That is, if Shade is right.
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Post by Apostasy's Angel on Jun 14, 2006 11:59:31 GMT -5
The Ghostbusters was blown WAY out of proportion. After all, you saw how THAT ended... Point made.
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Post by Mechanical Torgo on Jun 14, 2006 12:04:35 GMT -5
Shade has a valid point. Ecto-cooler was the greatest thing to happen to the world, and if Ghostbusters didn't have the success it did then ecto-cooler would not have come into existance. If cats had something to do with it, I will give my full support to backing them up. ;D
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Post by Mr. Atari on Jun 14, 2006 12:06:42 GMT -5
Shade has a valid point. Ecto-cooler was the greatest thing to happen to the world, and if Ghostbusters didn't have the success it did then ecto-cooler would not have come into existance. If cats had something to do with it, I will give my full support to backing them up. ;D I heard a rumor that cats really had something to do with making Ecto-cooler, if you know what I mean... Soylent green, indeed.
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Post by Ratso on Jun 14, 2006 12:21:16 GMT -5
Cats can't land on their feet if I cut their legs off....
MUHAHAHAHAHA
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