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Uranus
Jan 7, 2008 20:44:08 GMT -5
Post by Chuck on Jan 7, 2008 20:44:08 GMT -5
I must say everyone should start the new year with Uranus.
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Uranus
Jan 7, 2008 21:31:07 GMT -5
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 7, 2008 21:31:07 GMT -5
I think Uranus should be left alone.
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Uranus
Jan 7, 2008 21:36:02 GMT -5
Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 7, 2008 21:36:02 GMT -5
I think Uranus is worn out and all dried up. Where else can one really go with Uranus? I'm pretty sure Uranus is outta gas.
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Uranus
Jan 7, 2008 22:16:48 GMT -5
Post by solgroupie on Jan 7, 2008 22:16:48 GMT -5
could this be the end?
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 14:40:54 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Jan 8, 2008 14:40:54 GMT -5
Nope. Uranus will never die.
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 15:11:18 GMT -5
Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 8, 2008 15:11:18 GMT -5
Phantom's acolytes are in denial of Uranus.
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 17:43:40 GMT -5
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 8, 2008 17:43:40 GMT -5
I think Uranus is worn out and all dried up. Where else can one really go with Uranus? I'm pretty sure Uranus is outta gas. And yet you keep coming back.
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 18:01:54 GMT -5
Post by vanhagar3000 on Jan 8, 2008 18:01:54 GMT -5
Phantom is very protective of Uranus.
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 18:30:49 GMT -5
Post by callipygias on Jan 8, 2008 18:30:49 GMT -5
That made me nervous. I thought Uranus was about to explode.
This is my first time here, I hope I'm welcome in Uranus.
*I just realized I'm probably the 1,000th person to make that joke (147 pages???) so I'm gonna go ahead and pull out of Uranus. I apologize for not having anything new to insert.*
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 19:50:01 GMT -5
Post by Crowfan on Jan 8, 2008 19:50:01 GMT -5
Everyone is welcome in Uranus.
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Uranus
Jan 8, 2008 22:24:32 GMT -5
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 8, 2008 22:24:32 GMT -5
*I just realized I'm probably the 1,000th person to make that joke (147 pages???) There are no new jokes in this thread.
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Uranus
Jan 9, 2008 7:55:38 GMT -5
Post by ijon on Jan 9, 2008 7:55:38 GMT -5
That was #9, wasn't it?
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Uranus
Jan 9, 2008 20:40:37 GMT -5
Post by Chuck on Jan 9, 2008 20:40:37 GMT -5
There have been no new experiences in Uranus lately.
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Uranus
Jan 9, 2008 20:51:32 GMT -5
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 9, 2008 20:51:32 GMT -5
There have been no new experiences in Uranus lately. And none are likely. But of course that won't stop you guys from trying.
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Uranus
Jan 10, 2008 9:27:57 GMT -5
Post by doctorz on Jan 10, 2008 9:27:57 GMT -5
Oh no?
Nothing Like Uranus
We've got sunlight on the sand. We've got moonlight on the sea. We've got mangos and bananas we can pick right off the trees. We've got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot of dandy games. What ain't we got? We ain't got Uranus! We get packages from home. We get movies. We get shows. We get speeches from our skipper and advice from Tokyo Rose. We get letters doused with perfume. We get dizzy from the smell. What ain't we got? You know (bad word) well. We've got nothing to put on a clean white suit for. What we need is what there ain't no substitute for. There is nothing like Uranus. Nothing in the world. There is nothing you can name that is anything like Uranus. We feel restless. We feel blue. We feel hungry and in need. We feel every kind of feeling but the feeling never leaves. We feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Riding Hood. What don't we feel? We don't feel good. Lots of things in life are beautiful but, brother, there is one particular thing that is in no way, shape, or form like any other. There is nothing like Uranus. Nothing in the world. There is nothing you can name that is anything like Uranus. There are no drinks like Uranus. And no books like Uranus. And nothing looks like Uranus. And nothing acts like Uranus. Or attracts like Uranus. There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here that can't be cure by (don't know what they say).
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