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Post by Crowfan on Feb 29, 2008 20:07:03 GMT -5
You would just deny it was yours.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 29, 2008 22:27:48 GMT -5
Let's see, euphemisms for pregnancy. How about: "A roomer in the womber."
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Feb 29, 2008 22:43:56 GMT -5
Uhmm....
Body being invaded by an alien bun in the oven knocked up expecting with child eating for 2 (or 3, or 4...)
of course toward the end of my second pregnancy, it was 'GET THIS THING OUT OF ME, I'M NOT HAVING ANOTHER ONE OVER 8 1/2 LBS!!!'
I was right. She was over 9 lbs.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 29, 2008 22:55:08 GMT -5
I've always kinda liked "I'm housing a glorified parasite". I mean, they do siphon off nutrients that would otherwise go to the host...but in a cute way. ;D
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 1, 2008 0:00:12 GMT -5
in the south, getting pregnant again is just referred to as "wednesday."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 1, 2008 0:05:01 GMT -5
"Free to use the carpool lane"
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 1, 2008 1:31:33 GMT -5
in the south, getting pregnant again is just referred to as "wednesday." hahahhahhahahahaaa ;D
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 1, 2008 11:24:02 GMT -5
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 1, 2008 15:35:46 GMT -5
this has evidently been updated since i was a baby.
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 3, 2008 16:22:51 GMT -5
Congrats, you dirty perv!
We call it "punishment for enjoying sex" or "baggage" or "dingo bait".
What about "tadpole in the tank"?
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Mar 3, 2008 17:54:24 GMT -5
I've always liked "with child." Sounds so...I dunno...noble, or something?
Heartiest congratulations on your little luv pumpkin!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 3, 2008 17:55:49 GMT -5
Thanks for all the congrats, everyone.
And, yes, I do enjoy that it's public proof of my proclivity to get it on. Not to mention my ability to hit the target, as it were.
Some other random ones: (Don't forget what Joel told the 'bots: innuendo isn't what you say, it's how you say it)
Having a cookie in the cookie jar (As in, "Who put the cookie in the cookie jar?" "I put the cookie in the cookie jar.")
Bursting with fruit flavor.
How green was my valley.
Crouching Tiger = Hidden Dragon.
Fully Loaded.
But I'm a simple man, and I'm not sure it gets any better than "Spawn" or "Loin-fruit".
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Mar 3, 2008 17:56:22 GMT -5
Ooops, almost forgot! "Eating for two!"
Chow down with equanimity, Mrs. A !
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Post by doctorz on Mar 3, 2008 18:03:33 GMT -5
I've always liked "bun in the oven." It's origin is British, I believe.
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Post by Bix Dugan on Mar 4, 2008 12:38:05 GMT -5
Preparing to drive the porcelain bus? She who'll demand footrubs?
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