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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jun 15, 2006 23:10:23 GMT -5
"If there are skid marks, it's because I was racing here to meet you"
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 16, 2006 13:14:56 GMT -5
"If you died, I'd go to your funeral."
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 5, 2006 23:12:50 GMT -5
*turns around to restaurant booth behind self* "Quiet, Mom, can't you see I'm trying to get some tonight?"
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Post by lisalovelace on Jul 8, 2006 18:18:34 GMT -5
You remind me of my ex
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Post by carolina on Jul 18, 2006 23:05:22 GMT -5
"is that.. it? already?"
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Jul 19, 2006 0:43:23 GMT -5
Carolina, I think your avatar would be the World's Worst Thing to have anything to do with a Lovely Date.
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Post by carolina on Jul 19, 2006 9:13:25 GMT -5
you're probably right.
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Post by lisalovelace on Jul 21, 2006 1:20:13 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 3, 2006 19:56:45 GMT -5
No....no, that's Jerry's chair. He's invisible.
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Post by lisalovelace on Aug 8, 2006 0:56:07 GMT -5
Would you mind taking a blood test?
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 8, 2006 13:52:18 GMT -5
"Can you get the tip?"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 9, 2006 14:30:21 GMT -5
"Ha, ha! It was me, your dad, all along!"
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 10, 2006 15:17:16 GMT -5
"And THEN my proctologist tells me..."
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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 16, 2007 12:37:12 GMT -5
'Before we go any further, I need to check you're being honest about your gender.'
'Are you really honestly a virgin though? I wouldn't ask except my Grandmaster said the ritual won't work otherwise.'
'Ideally I'm looking for someone who I can mistreat.'
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Post by Hellcat on Jun 16, 2007 23:35:10 GMT -5
"Uh, please don't order anything expensive. I'm paying for this date with my dad's Social Security money."
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