Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 18, 2005 19:35:33 GMT -5
No, it's been wished for already. Get a life! I wish for everyone to have a little common sense.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jun 18, 2005 20:26:27 GMT -5
Granted. However, this puts every political cartoonist out of work, and causes a massive economic shift that winds up with you having to be crushed under a steamroller to save the political infrastructure of the world.
I wish I never saw another spring again!
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Post by princesstoadstool on Jun 18, 2005 20:27:15 GMT -5
No more guns because of no more springs, hence, we are left defenseless and america gets invaded and taken over. I wish I could walk again
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jun 18, 2005 20:37:13 GMT -5
A mad scientist has you switch brains with a centipede.
I wish for my own personal robotic servant.
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Post by DC on Jun 18, 2005 20:51:07 GMT -5
It's Mega man from "Bob and George, the comic strip"
I wish I was Josef Stalin.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 18, 2005 20:58:35 GMT -5
Ok you're dead.
I wish for Twinkies.
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Post by DC on Jun 18, 2005 21:02:52 GMT -5
Twinkies is a huge gay biker.
I wish I was not dead.
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Post by Reuisu on Jun 18, 2005 21:40:03 GMT -5
Fine, you're alive, but now you're locked in a cage and prodded with electrical devices for all existence.
I wish Doctor Who was on an American station.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 18, 2005 22:41:34 GMT -5
Ok but Doctor Who is a huge gay biker.
I wish i had a huge gay biker.
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Post by guerayou on Jun 19, 2005 0:32:19 GMT -5
Done, but while riding his bike, you chafe, develop an infection that spreads to your testicles and they must be amputated.
I wish Bette Midler was a guy.
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 19, 2005 0:54:39 GMT -5
She is, a guy named Kevin who's on a MST board as Godohell.
I wish for cheesecake.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Jun 19, 2005 7:30:49 GMT -5
It's actually a robot cheesecake that cuts your head off
I wish I had as much money as Bill Gates and George Lucas combined
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Ro-matt
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Post by Ro-matt on Jun 19, 2005 12:14:32 GMT -5
Ok but it's all Mexican money, so really you have about six bucks.
I wish that i could harvest bees.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Jun 19, 2005 18:27:07 GMT -5
Okay but instead you'll get an army of BEA Arthur clones. Get it
I wish JFK would get into a cage match fight with George W Bush
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Post by Reuisu on Jun 20, 2005 4:05:53 GMT -5
All right, but JFK's dead, so President Bush wins by default.
I wish I could fly.
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