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Post by I Reject My Slave-name on Jun 12, 2007 10:10:18 GMT -5
Run around the neighbourhood banging on peoples doors & shouting "thar's a twister a-comin'! batten down the hatches!"
Replace your windturbine with a bank of solar panels.
Get to building that Japanese Paperhouse Garden project you've been putting off for so long.
Open a stall taking bets on whose roof will tear off first.
Crash into all the cars nearby, pausing only to wind down the window - should anyone protest - and say, "it doesn't matter, just claim the insurance after the hurricane".
If you're with others when the news is first heard, say - "oh last week one way less powerful than that tore through an entire province and killed everyone".
Start a bunch of boardgames, card games, chess etc just before the hurricane hits, and then insist that your opponents help you glue all the pieces / cards / etc into place, lest anyone try to cheat whilst having to hide from the hurricane.
Go kite-flying near the pylon station.
Put a windbreaker fence up around your property for protection.
Put your family in the car, and explain to them the "best way to tackle a hurricane is to first locate and then situate yourself in the eye".
Forget to evacuate the city and issue any storm warnings.
Play "Name That Hurricane!"
Test-fly your newest alien back-engineered 'ufo craft'.
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Post by hobbesluigi82 on Jun 12, 2007 10:21:25 GMT -5
Run into it. Duh.
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