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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 7, 2009 23:58:20 GMT -5
Which two animals are on my family's coat of arms?
Diet Pepsi.
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Post by dph on May 8, 2009 7:56:51 GMT -5
What do Mexicans do with their footbath water when they are done?
Because you ate the jello.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 8, 2009 10:51:44 GMT -5
Why am I drunk as hell when I only had things to eat today?
Because of all of the midgets.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 8, 2009 12:52:22 GMT -5
Why is Willy Wonka's chocolate factory such a disturbing place?
Japanese schoolgirls.
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Post by dph on May 8, 2009 13:56:56 GMT -5
What is the market for tiny pink things?
I just lost my cat in a fire.
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 8, 2009 21:18:55 GMT -5
Why do you need an empty shoebox?
It's filled with shameless pandering to the lowest common deominator.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 9, 2009 6:01:47 GMT -5
What's the deal with Carlos Mencia's act?
He couldn't tell his arse from his elbow.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 9, 2009 10:19:47 GMT -5
Why is he washing his elbow in a bidet?
You have it backwards.
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Post by dph on May 10, 2009 8:57:29 GMT -5
Why does this thong make my nuts hurt?
I had it heat blasted off my butt.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 10, 2009 23:37:58 GMT -5
What happened to your "#1 Paris Hilton Fan" tattoo?
Hitler.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 11, 2009 0:56:29 GMT -5
Who is the only person worse than [fill in the name of your least favorite talk show pundit here]?
TaB and Menthol Cigarettes
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 11, 2009 7:06:07 GMT -5
Name two things that claim to be helpful but really aren't.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
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Post by dph on May 11, 2009 8:02:22 GMT -5
Who farted?
Ortega and the girl from squirm.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 11, 2009 18:42:54 GMT -5
Who were Torgo's parents?
It was the '60s.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 12, 2009 3:22:19 GMT -5
What is the stock answer for baby boomers who want to evade responsibility for their past transgressions.
I'M the parent, YOU'RE the child!
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