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Post by Chuck on Aug 10, 2006 7:04:37 GMT -5
Don't lay down on the couch until I cover it with this tarp!!
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Post by Chuck on Aug 10, 2006 7:05:09 GMT -5
Are you absolutely positive you don't want your mother in here?
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 10, 2006 8:47:42 GMT -5
do you mind if I put my security blanket away before we get started?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 10, 2006 12:24:19 GMT -5
"Mind if I work nude?"
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Post by Chuck on Aug 10, 2006 13:12:31 GMT -5
Do you realize how stupid you sound?
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 10, 2006 15:08:46 GMT -5
You are clearly..(reading ink scribble off hand)...depp-preesed?
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 15, 2006 20:54:46 GMT -5
I could treat both you and your dog, but your dog isn't allowed on the couch. That's doctor humor, get it?
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 11, 2006 1:01:13 GMT -5
Your condition is really not that uncommon...and you can read all about it in my new book, only $29.95!
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 12, 2006 15:16:26 GMT -5
I learned a lot from watching the Springer Show in college.
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Post by Crapythe on Sept 12, 2006 18:30:13 GMT -5
Pleace lay back on zhe couch und vee vill take a few X-rays first.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 12, 2006 19:56:08 GMT -5
I'm thinking of getting music piped into the waiting room. SOme of the songs you'll hear before your next appointment will be "Seasons In The Sun" "Don't Try Suicide" "At 17".......
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Post by mccloud on Sept 12, 2006 20:13:05 GMT -5
Let's go gun shopping at Wal-Mart.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Sept 13, 2006 11:48:24 GMT -5
"This is my son Jimmy - he had to come to work with me today. OK, now lets get back to your sexual hangups."
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 15, 2006 1:40:14 GMT -5
So your mother used to lock you in the closet? I can't say that I blame her.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 16, 2006 0:37:37 GMT -5
"Yeah, the couch! It's over there, under the Hot Plate and crate of Ramen Noodles, I kinda live outta my office..."
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