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Post by Enoch on Mar 29, 2009 16:06:07 GMT -5
An Air supply song is like old David Niven movies: Even though you like them it's not something you share with your friends....
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 30, 2009 21:18:45 GMT -5
David Niven movies are like bass players: they rarely if ever get recognition.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Apr 2, 2009 18:00:02 GMT -5
Bass players are like bass fishermen. They're xenophobic people who's audience likes rhythm.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 4, 2009 10:01:34 GMT -5
Bass Fishermen are like Wizard Rock Bands: of interest to few and irritating to many.
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Post by dph on Apr 6, 2009 10:46:34 GMT -5
Wizard Rock Bands are like Rubber Bands. Painful if used as a wedding ring.
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Post by Enoch on Apr 11, 2009 10:28:34 GMT -5
A wedding ring is like the One ring...One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them...
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Post by p3ngu1n on Apr 12, 2009 3:17:35 GMT -5
The one ring is like a freshly recharged 2-year-old nickle cadmium battery - they both promise power but fail to deliver.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 13, 2009 5:40:05 GMT -5
A freshly recharged 2-year-old nickle cadmium battery is like Blair Witch 2: It has everything going for it in its favor, yet fails miserably on all levels.
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Post by dph on Apr 25, 2009 8:28:53 GMT -5
Blair Witch 2 is like Blair Witch 1. A lot of hype but very disappointing.
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Post by Enoch on Apr 26, 2009 21:17:36 GMT -5
Blair Witch 1 is like TX Chainsaw Massacre. A big romp thought the woods and nothing more.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Apr 26, 2009 23:06:01 GMT -5
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is like a butt pimple. Both are a little disgusting, but nothing to be scared of.
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Post by Joker on Apr 28, 2009 0:52:29 GMT -5
Michael Bay films are like popcorn. They're good for a snack, but man cannot live off of popcorn alone.
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Post by dph on Apr 28, 2009 17:02:44 GMT -5
Popcorn is like a rabbit, soft, fluffy and fattening.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 30, 2009 0:44:59 GMT -5
Rabbits are like hamsters: they breed like crazy.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 1, 2009 13:35:41 GMT -5
Hamsters are like retarded kittens. Well they are, just look at them.
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