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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 15, 2008 23:05:45 GMT -5
Surprise, I've been collecting dead bodies for you. Merry Christmas!
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Post by NardDog on Oct 15, 2008 23:26:03 GMT -5
Hey honey, wanna see my feces collection?...look at that one isn't it cute?!...oh and here's a mean burly guy...what?...you don't think so???
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Post by Stnkfist on Oct 15, 2008 23:49:28 GMT -5
I'm a 35 year old virgin who lives with his mother.
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Oct 16, 2008 1:56:33 GMT -5
so it's not technically rape if they're passed out right? i mean, they can't really say "no", so what's the big deal?
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Post by redtom on Oct 16, 2008 1:58:24 GMT -5
Sex with a moose is underrated
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Oct 16, 2008 2:03:03 GMT -5
I've thought long and hard about how i'd kill you in the most painful way humanly possible.
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Post by redtom on Oct 16, 2008 2:40:09 GMT -5
How straight is your mom?
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Post by CBG on Oct 16, 2008 9:35:44 GMT -5
"Anyone wanna have a turd contest?"
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Post by Frameous on Oct 16, 2008 9:41:42 GMT -5
You don't even wanna know all the things I've put up there.
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 16, 2008 23:35:58 GMT -5
The only way to make this country great again is to embrace a strict eugenics policy.
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Post by Frameous on Oct 17, 2008 12:30:05 GMT -5
Can you make my business card read 'White Slaver'?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 17, 2008 12:31:25 GMT -5
Man, being dead really sucked.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 17, 2008 12:59:55 GMT -5
Anyone wanna do some meth?
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Oct 18, 2008 9:25:54 GMT -5
I like to shove hot needles in my butt and put cigars out on my crotch.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 18, 2008 10:49:26 GMT -5
Imagine how it could power your vibrator!
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