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Post by crispyglennmanning on Oct 5, 2007 22:19:56 GMT -5
Everyone knows Ms. Coulter's latest book is entitled: IF DEMOCRATS HAD BRAINS THEY'D BE REPUBLICANS
So I thought it'd be fun if the title of the book actually began as: IF ANN COULTER HAD BRAINS... and then we all added our own ideas for what the rest of the title would be. Here are some of mine to get things started.
IF ANN COULTER HAD BRAINS...
...She'd Be Ashamed ...Her Voice Wouldn't Echo ...She'd Know She Has Soooo Much to Apologize For ...She'd be Understand That Plagarism is Illegal ...She'd Shut Up ...She'd Be a Liberal ...She'd Tell the Truth For a Change ...She'd Be Rational
Wow, that was fun. Now you try!
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Post by solgroupie on Oct 6, 2007 14:08:26 GMT -5
...she'd quit trying to get attention like a four-year-old.
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Post by Truck Farmer on Oct 6, 2007 22:48:10 GMT -5
. . . she'd cover up her adam's apple.
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Post by carolina on Oct 26, 2007 20:12:56 GMT -5
... she would cease to be Ann Coulter
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Post by Cerrita on Oct 31, 2007 1:19:33 GMT -5
... she would cease to be Ann Coulter Ding! Ding! We have a winner! ... she'd apologized personally to everyone who's had the misfortune of reading her trash.
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Post by SOL Stowaway on Oct 31, 2007 11:56:22 GMT -5
...She'd at least attempt to downplay the fact that she's a self-righteous, ornery, Nazi-esque, publicity whore.
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Post by fireballil on Nov 10, 2007 1:58:41 GMT -5
...She'd still be smarter than most liberals.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 20, 2007 16:44:32 GMT -5
...I, Personally, Would Be VERY Surprised!
OR
...I Would Find That Impossible to Believe
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Post by Harpsiccord on Dec 12, 2007 18:11:49 GMT -5
... She wouldn't be a fan of her own work.
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Post by Jack Burton on Jan 29, 2008 15:18:40 GMT -5
... swallow a hand grenade and duct tape her mouth shut.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on May 9, 2009 17:03:13 GMT -5
... She Wouldn't Need To Rely On Her Beauty
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Post by Satchmo on May 9, 2009 23:16:30 GMT -5
...She would commit ritual suicide
If only.
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 9, 2009 23:25:56 GMT -5
she would stop doing satanic rituals and having homoerotic encounters with sheep while hiding behind the guise of being republican.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 10, 2009 0:23:27 GMT -5
... She Wouldn't Need To Rely On Her Beauty What do you mean, "beauty"?
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Post by jkazoolien on May 11, 2009 0:19:45 GMT -5
Think he was being sarcastic, Grady.
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