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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 4, 2009 18:19:50 GMT -5
"Joel! Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves? What the hell were you thinking?"
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Post by dph on Feb 4, 2009 20:06:58 GMT -5
Start feeling there faces and pretending Im blind.
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Post by Hellcat on Feb 5, 2009 17:15:03 GMT -5
Try to grab a lock of hair.
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Post by dph on Feb 5, 2009 19:17:43 GMT -5
Ask them if I could remove their pituitary gland.
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 17, 2009 18:32:54 GMT -5
"Sign my wrist scars!"
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 17, 2009 18:34:02 GMT -5
Ask them how much it would cost to breed your child with theirs (y'know, when they're old enough).
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Post by dph on Feb 17, 2009 18:37:21 GMT -5
Offer to make a cast molding of anybody part they choose.
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 17, 2009 18:39:05 GMT -5
"Mike, I love ya, but, to be honest, Joel WAS better!...Autograph?"
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Post by dph on Feb 17, 2009 20:44:07 GMT -5
Lick em.
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Post by Hellcat on Feb 17, 2009 23:39:01 GMT -5
Ask if you can have a pair of their underwear...preferably used.
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Post by dph on Feb 18, 2009 9:17:46 GMT -5
Tell them that I have assorted ice cubes and lima beans that look like them in my base..... uh I mean house.
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Feb 18, 2009 11:21:43 GMT -5
Tell Mike that when he dresses up as Torgo it turns me on.
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 21, 2009 17:55:39 GMT -5
"Kevin!...Remember me?...I was in the autograph line at the '96 con?...You gave me an autograph?...Well, SCREW YOU, TOO!"
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 21, 2009 17:57:54 GMT -5
"I can see why Sci-Fi cancelled you."
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 21, 2009 19:16:54 GMT -5
"Come on, Joel! Gallagher's pretty funny!"
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