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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 13, 2008 2:33:57 GMT -5
"haven't felt a nice piece like that in a WHILE, eh?"
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Post by Hellcat on Mar 16, 2008 23:32:12 GMT -5
"Uh, excuse me, you didn't cinch the handcuffs tightly enough. Look, I can just slide my hands right out."
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Post by XerxesTheCat on Mar 27, 2008 17:04:55 GMT -5
"Ow! Like a virgin!"
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 27, 2008 17:07:02 GMT -5
...lower....a little lower....yeah, that's it.
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Post by Hellcat on Mar 27, 2008 23:29:53 GMT -5
"Come on, use the choke hold! You know you want to."
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Post by normalview on Mar 28, 2008 11:59:27 GMT -5
What did you pull me over for?... I was making GREAT TIME until you went and did that. Now I'll NEVER get to the Youth Hitler Rally on time....
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Post by MST3Kutie on Mar 31, 2008 0:15:53 GMT -5
"Yeah? Well you're a moron for saying that!"
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Post by normalview on Apr 1, 2008 13:32:18 GMT -5
(looking at officer) Wow.... I guess they'll let ANYBODY get a badge nowadays.....
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Post by NardDog on Oct 7, 2008 1:49:54 GMT -5
Just curious....Does the word Pig offend you?
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Post by redtom on Oct 7, 2008 1:52:31 GMT -5
"Just don't look in that box"
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 8, 2009 13:50:00 GMT -5
Why did I run away from you? Mostly just to piss you off.
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 8, 2009 21:15:27 GMT -5
Ah, your policeman's ball is the biggest rip-off on this planet!
- OR -
You really think that silly gun is going to hurt me!? I'm bulletproof, you know!
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Post by jkazoolien on May 9, 2009 5:59:32 GMT -5
"What, is Dunkin' Donuts closed?"
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Post by p3ngu1n on May 9, 2009 12:40:58 GMT -5
No... you're under arrest. No... YOU'RE under arrest. No, I mean it,you're the one that's under arrest.
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Post by Hellcat on May 10, 2009 0:29:18 GMT -5
"Why did I make you chase me? Because you looked like you could use the exercise, Fatty."
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