Post by Bix Dugan on Feb 21, 2008 20:05:19 GMT -5
I decided to watch all the episodes I have (currently 159) and make a Review based on a simple premise. Ones and Zeroes.
While viewing, I make a "1" whenever something makes me chuckle, giggle or laugh a bit.
Funny scenes in the movie (or short) itself can merit a "1". Same with Host segments.
A zero (actually a capital "o") is awarded when it goes beyond a mere chuckle. I figured if someone was reading in the next room, and my outburst was loud enough or long enough to distract them, it should count as something more than a 1. A capital O is wider, so it works out, graphically.
This symbol [] denotes the end of the Short.
As a bonus to those with minds in the gutter (you know who you are) I will also list the "most risque line" in the episode. I needed a gimmick.
For some reason I'm also including the "coolest thing" in an episode. Why? Why not!
In an effort to jazz up this snore-fest, I'm adding "Possible Message Board Usernames to consider" heard in the episode.
101- The Crawling Eye
11111111111111
"Dibs!" (when her head hits Forrest Tucker's lap)
Jet Bomber (type?)
102- Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy
111111111111111[]1111111111
"I suppose you'll be wanting this?" "Yes, and I'll take the gun, too!"
Tommy Gun.
103- Mad Monster
11111[]11
"You seem to be excellently equipped" "Thank you. I didn't know you could tell through the trousers."
MoonCar.
104- Women of the Prehistoric Planet
111O11111111111111
"I'm gonna go spank myself." (monkey)
The hemline on Linda's blue sarong.
105- The Corpse Vanishes
111111111111[]111111111O11111111
"If the bride folds up this time, there won't be any snatching." (editor)
The new game, Slap The Reporter.
107- Robot Monster
11O1O111O1111O11OO11111O1O1111111111111111[]111111111111[]O11111111111111111O11O1111O1111O11
"Is she double-dating again?" (menage-a-trois?) tied with "I must do it with my hands." (Ro-Man)
The Cosmic-Blast Fist Pump by Ro-Man.
108- The Slime People
111111[]1111111111111
"Look! The Three Spooges!" Tom Servo
The Slime People Costumes
402- The Giant Gila Monster
111111111111111111111OO1111111111O111111111
"Wheeler swings a big enough stick in this country to make it rough, and he's doin' it."
ties with-
"He was talkin' about gettin' a new blower...500 bucks."
The fuel-oil tanker blows up. Even Crow agreed "It's the first cool thing in the movie!"
404- Teen-agers From Outer Space
1111111111O1111111
?
?
512- Mitchell
1111111111111111O11111O11111111111111111111O11111O11111O1
"Baby Oil! Nooooo!" (hints at a certain type of sex)
M-16/fishing gaff as weapons, both are in a Grand Theft Auto game!
514- Teen-age Strangler
11111111111O11[]11111111111111111111
"If I could just smell a few cushions, I'd be happy" (Mikey)
Nothing cool noticed.
521- Santa Claus
11111111111O111O11111111111O111111O1111O1111
"I can't bring you that, no! That's FILTHY! NO!" (Santa)
Tied between: Wall-Mounted Giant Lips and Mike's mention of a Rue McClanahan Doll (considering the Film Crew did Hollywood After Dark)
523- Village of the Giants
1111111O1O111111O111O111111111111111111111111
"Chicks love big ducks, let's face it!" (Crow)
Tied between: Cthulhu reference, the T-bucket HotRod, and Toni Basil's Dancing (I met her once).
524- 12 to the Moon
111O1111111111O1O1111[]111O111111111O111111111
"Dr. Ruskin, I'll take you first." tied with "Now, to spread my seed!"
"Oldsmobile's elegant Golden Rocket" (cool car, but also risque...)
tied with the name "Francis X. Bushman"
601- Girl's Town
11111111O111O1O11O11O1O11O1111O1111O1O11O1
"Why does it hurt when I Pee and Q?" (Frank Zappa knows)
tied with "Pray earnestly, before you poke her in the kisser!" also tied with "And if you don't know what to do with that baseball bat, I can give you an idea!" (Ouch)
Silver Morgan in her white sweater/overalls outfit.
602- Invasion USA
OO1111111O11O111O11O1[]11O111OO11111O1111111111O11O11OO11111O1
"His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure."
The "DESTROY...DESTROY" robot ties with the B-36 Bombers.
604- Zombie Nightmare
1111O111111111O11111O111O111O1111111O1111111111111111111
"No! Not the Twist -N- Cream!"
Ace of Spades by Motorhead
605- Colossus and the Headhunters
11111111
"They're bumpin' uglies!"
Nothing cool in this episode.
620- Danger! Death Ray
11111111111111
"What I need now is a King-sized cigarette." Lucille the Painter
Baking Powder-powered toy submarine
901- The Projected Man
1111O111OO11111O1111O111111111
"Don't poke things in the Thing!"
ties with
"I've got to go spot-clean the Monkey."
Sheila's Picnic Underwear
Mrs. Debbie Frankenstein
Inspector Comb-Over
910- The Final Sacrafice
1111111O1111O11O1O11O1111111111O11O1111111111
"Because when you're in the WOODS, you CAN'T BEAT, the reliable and reasonably-priced OFF!"
Ties with-
"I jerked him!"
Satoris's Voice
Kramer-Dower
I thought I'd add a new feature: good message board usernames that were heard while watching.
1001- Soultaker
111111111OO111O1111111111O11111O111111111111
"I'm coming, Mom" (Natalie)
Joel's Goatee
Bus-Taker, Father Dude
1002- Girl In Gold Boots
11111O11O11111111111111111111
?
The 6-wheeled Buggy
1004- Future War
11111111111111111O11111OO11111
Risque lines? Nun.
Using Forrest J. Ackerman as the guy reading the Monsters of Filmland Magazine
1005- Blood Waters of Dr. Z
1O11OO111111111
"I need to simplify my masterbation ritual"
6-Wheeled Buggy
Invisible Cracker Mom
1007- Track of the Moon Beast
1111111111O1O1O1O11OOO1111111111111O111O1111111
"You should see Johnny work with a bow!"
Stunt: Laying down the bike on gravel.
California Gravy, Johnny LongBone
While viewing, I make a "1" whenever something makes me chuckle, giggle or laugh a bit.
Funny scenes in the movie (or short) itself can merit a "1". Same with Host segments.
A zero (actually a capital "o") is awarded when it goes beyond a mere chuckle. I figured if someone was reading in the next room, and my outburst was loud enough or long enough to distract them, it should count as something more than a 1. A capital O is wider, so it works out, graphically.
This symbol [] denotes the end of the Short.
As a bonus to those with minds in the gutter (you know who you are) I will also list the "most risque line" in the episode. I needed a gimmick.
For some reason I'm also including the "coolest thing" in an episode. Why? Why not!
In an effort to jazz up this snore-fest, I'm adding "Possible Message Board Usernames to consider" heard in the episode.
101- The Crawling Eye
11111111111111
"Dibs!" (when her head hits Forrest Tucker's lap)
Jet Bomber (type?)
102- Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy
111111111111111[]1111111111
"I suppose you'll be wanting this?" "Yes, and I'll take the gun, too!"
Tommy Gun.
103- Mad Monster
11111[]11
"You seem to be excellently equipped" "Thank you. I didn't know you could tell through the trousers."
MoonCar.
104- Women of the Prehistoric Planet
111O11111111111111
"I'm gonna go spank myself." (monkey)
The hemline on Linda's blue sarong.
105- The Corpse Vanishes
111111111111[]111111111O11111111
"If the bride folds up this time, there won't be any snatching." (editor)
The new game, Slap The Reporter.
107- Robot Monster
11O1O111O1111O11OO11111O1O1111111111111111[]111111111111[]O11111111111111111O11O1111O1111O11
"Is she double-dating again?" (menage-a-trois?) tied with "I must do it with my hands." (Ro-Man)
The Cosmic-Blast Fist Pump by Ro-Man.
108- The Slime People
111111[]1111111111111
"Look! The Three Spooges!" Tom Servo
The Slime People Costumes
402- The Giant Gila Monster
111111111111111111111OO1111111111O111111111
"Wheeler swings a big enough stick in this country to make it rough, and he's doin' it."
ties with-
"He was talkin' about gettin' a new blower...500 bucks."
The fuel-oil tanker blows up. Even Crow agreed "It's the first cool thing in the movie!"
404- Teen-agers From Outer Space
1111111111O1111111
?
?
512- Mitchell
1111111111111111O11111O11111111111111111111O11111O11111O1
"Baby Oil! Nooooo!" (hints at a certain type of sex)
M-16/fishing gaff as weapons, both are in a Grand Theft Auto game!
514- Teen-age Strangler
11111111111O11[]11111111111111111111
"If I could just smell a few cushions, I'd be happy" (Mikey)
Nothing cool noticed.
521- Santa Claus
11111111111O111O11111111111O111111O1111O1111
"I can't bring you that, no! That's FILTHY! NO!" (Santa)
Tied between: Wall-Mounted Giant Lips and Mike's mention of a Rue McClanahan Doll (considering the Film Crew did Hollywood After Dark)
523- Village of the Giants
1111111O1O111111O111O111111111111111111111111
"Chicks love big ducks, let's face it!" (Crow)
Tied between: Cthulhu reference, the T-bucket HotRod, and Toni Basil's Dancing (I met her once).
524- 12 to the Moon
111O1111111111O1O1111[]111O111111111O111111111
"Dr. Ruskin, I'll take you first." tied with "Now, to spread my seed!"
"Oldsmobile's elegant Golden Rocket" (cool car, but also risque...)
tied with the name "Francis X. Bushman"
601- Girl's Town
11111111O111O1O11O11O1O11O1111O1111O1O11O1
"Why does it hurt when I Pee and Q?" (Frank Zappa knows)
tied with "Pray earnestly, before you poke her in the kisser!" also tied with "And if you don't know what to do with that baseball bat, I can give you an idea!" (Ouch)
Silver Morgan in her white sweater/overalls outfit.
602- Invasion USA
OO1111111O11O111O11O1[]11O111OO11111O1111111111O11O11OO11111O1
"His helmet is ribbed for her pleasure."
The "DESTROY...DESTROY" robot ties with the B-36 Bombers.
604- Zombie Nightmare
1111O111111111O11111O111O111O1111111O1111111111111111111
"No! Not the Twist -N- Cream!"
Ace of Spades by Motorhead
605- Colossus and the Headhunters
11111111
"They're bumpin' uglies!"
Nothing cool in this episode.
620- Danger! Death Ray
11111111111111
"What I need now is a King-sized cigarette." Lucille the Painter
Baking Powder-powered toy submarine
901- The Projected Man
1111O111OO11111O1111O111111111
"Don't poke things in the Thing!"
ties with
"I've got to go spot-clean the Monkey."
Sheila's Picnic Underwear
Mrs. Debbie Frankenstein
Inspector Comb-Over
910- The Final Sacrafice
1111111O1111O11O1O11O1111111111O11O1111111111
"Because when you're in the WOODS, you CAN'T BEAT, the reliable and reasonably-priced OFF!"
Ties with-
"I jerked him!"
Satoris's Voice
Kramer-Dower
I thought I'd add a new feature: good message board usernames that were heard while watching.
1001- Soultaker
111111111OO111O1111111111O11111O111111111111
"I'm coming, Mom" (Natalie)
Joel's Goatee
Bus-Taker, Father Dude
1002- Girl In Gold Boots
11111O11O11111111111111111111
?
The 6-wheeled Buggy
1004- Future War
11111111111111111O11111OO11111
Risque lines? Nun.
Using Forrest J. Ackerman as the guy reading the Monsters of Filmland Magazine
1005- Blood Waters of Dr. Z
1O11OO111111111
"I need to simplify my masterbation ritual"
6-Wheeled Buggy
Invisible Cracker Mom
1007- Track of the Moon Beast
1111111111O1O1O1O11OOO1111111111111O111O1111111
"You should see Johnny work with a bow!"
Stunt: Laying down the bike on gravel.
California Gravy, Johnny LongBone