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Post by hokeypokeymasta on Oct 23, 2008 0:01:14 GMT -5
YOU, put a handkerchief on your head. YOU, swat at imaginary insects. Oh man, I love that...But wasn't it "swat at imaginary elves"?
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Post by inlovewithcrow on Oct 23, 2008 6:09:42 GMT -5
you're right, of course. Brain fart on my part.
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Post by crowschmo on Oct 23, 2008 17:05:21 GMT -5
"Most people are morally ambiguous, which explains our random dying patterns." Servo - Gunslinger.
And from same that whole thing with the door opening the wrong way - "Come in - or, OUT." Joel, and one of them, "Why are all your things in the hallway?" or something like that.
"Tonight, I'm a space pirate! Permission to come aboard!" Crow - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
"Honey, I'm ho...oh, yeah, you're dead." And, "Tonight's episode - Johnathon Livingston MURDER." Crow - Tormented.
That whole "Sessions presents..." thing from same.
"Uh, Sinbad, if you find a melody, hop on." Joel - Magic Voyage of Sinbad.
"But that's not really our story." And, "What, is his name Moon W. Trash?" Mike - Escape 2000.
And from same, that whole thing where Servo starts singing "Leave Bronx, leave Bronx.." and then goes into "Separate Ways" from Journey.
"It's a Cassio forest." (Crow) and "They're by a data stream." (Joel) from Pod People. (Or something to that affect).
And from same, "Trumpy, you can do STUPID things!" Joel.
"Forget the skid marks!" J&TB - Daddy-O.
"It's not the Apocalypse so much, it's the humidity." Joel - Warrior of the Lost World.
I, too, liked the "My tires are filled with water," thing from Eegah. And during the credits when Joel says, "Looks like it's gonna be scary what with the smoke and flowers and all." Or something similar. And Crow's, "Hey, he's flippin' us off!"
There are lots of lines from Mitchell and I Accuse My Parents that I always laugh at. I can't write any more or this thing will go on forever.
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Post by CBG on Oct 24, 2008 9:28:46 GMT -5
"Uh, Sinbad, if you find a melody, hop on." Joel - Magic Voyage of Sinbad. Narrator: "So, sadly, Sinbad wandered to the edge of the magic sea..." Tom: "...and had a magic BM."Laughed now, just typing it.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Oct 27, 2008 13:24:25 GMT -5
Kid: Do tou know what playing is Trumpy? Crow: Yes, it's where I snap you in half. -pod people
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Post by iluvbigstupid on Oct 31, 2008 7:56:28 GMT -5
There are so many, but I’ll just name a few.
Track of the Moon Beast:
I know what you’re thinking, I’m boring and my slideshow eats!
How’s that pretending you’re not old going?
It Lives by Night:
It was his prized used tissue. (this one really gets me b/c I always have tissues handy everywhere I go)
Attack of the the Eye Creatures:
Is that a possum on your head girlie?
Manos:
That’s not how you wear your depends Torgo.
Outlaw:
Now which old guy are you?
Ring of Terror:
Welcome to America snakey, tell your friends!
A Date With Your Family:
Always cut the meat of the person to your left.
Screaming Skull:
I found a screaming hip bone if that helps.
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Post by Bob Boxbody on Nov 2, 2008 4:40:49 GMT -5
Blood Waters of Dr. Z : "I have got to simplify my masturbation ritual." - The always delicate and subtle Tom Servo.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Nov 2, 2008 6:38:17 GMT -5
Human Duplicators
Hugh Beaumont (very angry): "Suppose you tell me how a man whose been dead for several hours, can drive a car up a mountain road, get out and jump over a cliff?!"
Crow: " He's Jesus?"
I know it's coming but it slays me every time. I dunno, just picturing Christ driving a car in his flowing white robe and jumping over a cliff adds to the absurd joy of the line.
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Post by KGB on Nov 2, 2008 21:53:52 GMT -5
"Uh, Sinbad, if you find a melody, hop on." Joel - Magic Voyage of Sinbad. Narrator: "So, sadly, Sinbad wandered to the edge of the magic sea..." Tom: "...and had a magic BM."Laughed now, just typing it. As did I, just reading it!
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Post by Truck Farmer on Nov 3, 2008 0:02:58 GMT -5
I was watching Laserblast last night, and this one I couldn't stop laughing at. While Billy and his girlfriend are in the sleeping bag after doing only God knows what.
Tom Servo(as girl): "Is that it? Oh well, good try."
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Post by inlovewithcrow on Nov 6, 2008 12:29:00 GMT -5
I was watching Laserblast last night, and this one I couldn't stop laughing at. While Billy and his girlfriend are in the sleeping bag after doing only God knows what. Tom Servo(as girl): "Is that it? Oh well, good try." Good, yet my favorite failed sex joke (the sex that fails, not the joke) is the one from Secret Agent Super Dragon. The electricity goes out, the music warbles down to an end: "Oh, that happens to everyone now and again." I'm always tickled by that (but maybe men aren't?)
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Post by Lounge Lizard on Nov 6, 2008 13:27:29 GMT -5
When Mike makes that funny voice while mocking reporter guy- Escape 200
"C'mon, follow my hair"- Mike (Escape 2000)
"Hey stupid!" Crow as Melting Man (The Incredible Melting Man)
"Well, looks like he died in a state of sin"- Tom Servo (Monster A Go-Go)
"I hope that's beer" Crow (The Hellcats)
"FREEZE!"- Joel (The Killer Shrews)
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Post by Space Teens on Nov 6, 2008 13:34:11 GMT -5
I was watching Red Zone Cuba yesterday, and it's not so much a line that makes me crack up, it's Mike's reaction to all the random Coleman Francis jump cuts. People will be having an afternoon conversation inside a house, and all of a sudden, in the middle of someone's sentence, we'll jump to a scenery shot outside at night. And Mike will always say something like,
"Well okay, enough of that."
Cracks me up every time. I love Coleman Francis abrupt jump cuts.
Also, another personal favorite, from Human Duplicators:
Hugh Beaumont is screaming angrily into the phone:
Crow: "The boys WHAT? They duplicated LUMPY?!?"
Gets me every time.
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Post by Hoss Ragen on Nov 6, 2008 16:57:20 GMT -5
I was watching Red Zone Cuba yesterday, and it's not so much a line that makes me crack up, it's Mike's reaction to all the random Coleman Francis jump cuts. People will be having an afternoon conversation inside a house, and all of a sudden, in the middle of someone's sentence, we'll jump to a scenery shot outside at night. And Mike will always say something like, "Well okay, enough of that." Cracks me up every time. I love Coleman Francis abrupt jump cuts. "MY SKULL!!!" from Horror of Party Beach Hillarious. I agree. It's the simple stuff that makes me laugh best. An example of this is when Kevin, and Mike especially, simply chuckled or let out a confused, "HUH?!?" whenever the movie's characters said or did something unexplainably odd. Escape 2000: "Hooo-HOO!" Agent For H.A.R.M.: "UhHhHhHHHh, Halten-zee?" 12 to the Moon: When the guys point out that the pose the astronaut strikes when he's sinking in the cosmic quick is similar to the Platoon poster shot. Werewolf: Response to the shotgun holding bearded old man's out of leftfield, "I just found out that Count Dracula was a f****t" remark and his "Weird things acomin'...Weird things agoin'" song
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Post by Space Teens on Nov 6, 2008 17:12:47 GMT -5
I forgot, there's one line in Boggy Creek II (well lots of them, actually) that kills me every time. The one I am thinking of is when they walk into the southern country market at the start of the movie, and for some inexplicable reason there's a bluish plastic hat hanging up from a string in the background. There's no reason for it, it's just there. And Crow goes:
CROW (in Charles Pierce's voice): Excuse me, do you have a turquoise plastic pith helmet I could buy?
That one kills me every time. The timing is perfect!
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