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Post by callipygias on Aug 13, 2008 14:45:24 GMT -5
Then Sacky had breakfast.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 14:46:43 GMT -5
Knowing The Man would be after him soon, he went back to the only place his crisp, dog-soiled memory could recall; Phantom D. Engineer's front porch.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 14:46:45 GMT -5
"Ah," he thought to himself before Change wrote that, "it's shaping up to be a mighty fine day!"
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 14:51:38 GMT -5
but sacky couldn't shake the feeling that somone was following him.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 14:56:22 GMT -5
Unbeknownst to Sacky, was the fact that Phantom D. Engineer had just gotten back from one of his riotous weekends; and had entered silently through the kitchen/garage door.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 15:01:49 GMT -5
Sacky cheesed it and slipped out the window, but not before tossing the explosives in the oven, in the hopes that the drunkard would inadvertently set them off while cooking his frozen pizza.
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Post by callipygias on Aug 13, 2008 15:05:42 GMT -5
Then Sacky had lunch.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 15:08:11 GMT -5
pot pie, it was.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 15:10:09 GMT -5
Then Sacky called that large duffel bag he met at the club last week and set up a date.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 15:14:58 GMT -5
"oh boy!" thought sacky. "baggy said yes to the sock hop!"
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 15:16:49 GMT -5
Then Sacky remembered what his dad Burlap told him one day, "Double bagger, son.".
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 15:40:35 GMT -5
He felt a mild pang of guilt for not visiting his father more. Sure, the stench of old apples was hard to endure, but he knew it was a terrible excuse.
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Post by callipygias on Aug 13, 2008 15:43:11 GMT -5
Sacky hopes Burlap will approve of Baggy, but he also hopes that Burlap doesn't get drunk and try to feel Baggy up.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 15:45:18 GMT -5
He made a mental note to ask his half sister Fannypack for advice on dealing with Baggy.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 13, 2008 15:45:29 GMT -5
so to take his mind off his troubles (not to mention the nervousness over his upcoming date with baggy) sacky decided to do some light yard work.
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