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Post by Captain Hygiene on Dec 28, 2008 21:02:06 GMT -5
My Christmas wish was that Phantom would make a thread in Sloane. Then you are the happiest boy in the world. I am, indeed. *gives beanie copter an extra whirl*
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Post by CBG on Dec 29, 2008 9:23:40 GMT -5
Phantom, you look fantastic! French lessons agree with you.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 29, 2008 11:15:14 GMT -5
You want to french Phantom?
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Post by doctorz on Dec 29, 2008 13:23:00 GMT -5
I didn't get the red Ferrari for Christmas that I wanted. My whole life is a lie and nobody cares.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 29, 2008 15:49:23 GMT -5
I didn't get a Corvette so I'm with you, Doc.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 29, 2008 16:07:11 GMT -5
I didn't get the red Ferrari for Christmas that I wanted. My whole life is a lie and nobody cares. Care Bears care. Especially Care-a-Lot Bear.
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 29, 2008 18:15:15 GMT -5
I gave all my family Lexuses for Christmas. I know I'm a cheap bastard, but things were tight this year. To compensate, I put a Kay Jewler's diamond necklace in the passenger's seat so they wouldn't feel so bad.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 29, 2008 18:45:54 GMT -5
I didn't get the red Ferrari for Christmas that I wanted. My whole life is a lie and nobody cares. Just think about the old days when we had to hunt mammoth and pretend that the carcases were Ferraris. Even though Ferraris weren't even invented yet. Crap, we were weird. But eating a mammoth diet will do that to a person.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 29, 2008 19:03:32 GMT -5
What does mammoth taste like?
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Post by Chuck on Dec 29, 2008 20:06:34 GMT -5
You know the chicken at the Melrose?
Worse.
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Post by CBG on Dec 29, 2008 20:11:53 GMT -5
NOTHIN's worse than that.
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Post by Chuck on Dec 29, 2008 20:12:57 GMT -5
Oh, you've eaten there. Yeah. Avoid it.
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 29, 2008 20:49:52 GMT -5
What about hog anus? How does that taste?
Anyone whose eaten a hot dog could probably tell you.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 29, 2008 20:54:54 GMT -5
What does mammoth taste like? Mammoth is pretty good if you cook it right. But I'm only guessing because we never cooked it right. We were frickin' cave men!Just making a fire was a frickin' big deal! But I digress. What was I digressing from again?
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 29, 2008 20:55:41 GMT -5
About how an egg-rich diet leaves your coat glossy and smooth.
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