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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jan 6, 2009 12:03:40 GMT -5
*Prepares a salad with a lot of peanuts hidden in it. Begins making inquiries to find out just who is deathly allergic to peanuts. Offers the salad to that person*
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Torgo
Moderator Emeritus 
-segment with Crow?
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Post by Torgo on Jan 6, 2009 12:46:33 GMT -5
Eliminations
Don Quixote - Nuclear warhead had a range of 5 meters.
Tony? Pepper? MJ? - The flowers were loaded.
Godohell - Suicide via hornyness?
DoctorZ - Stupidity.
Captain Hygiene - Cheat codes suck, collar explodes. Blindfolded Affy shoots him in the groin afterward.
Torgo - Ate Affy's salad (damnit). The game continues.
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Post by CBG on Jan 6, 2009 12:57:45 GMT -5
*eats broccoli and asparagus salad and farts*
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 6, 2009 13:33:40 GMT -5
*eats broccoli and asparagus salad and farts* Entire world |
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Jan 6, 2009 14:54:45 GMT -5
I have the deadliest weapon known to man. A wicked case of the SBD. I trump that IBS Yeah? PMS. Probably the worst case since I had my tubes tied. |
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Post by CBG on Jan 6, 2009 15:56:16 GMT -5
Thread over...everyone dead.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 6, 2009 17:10:45 GMT -5
Now we're all ghosts! Whee! It'll be just like that movie, Gone With the Wind.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 6, 2009 17:32:46 GMT -5
*has giant ketchup stain on back*
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 6, 2009 20:42:39 GMT -5
Kills you all with OxyClean!!!!
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Post by CBG on Jan 6, 2009 20:43:27 GMT -5
He told us somethin'!
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 6, 2009 20:45:19 GMT -5
See me on ESPN!!!!
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 6, 2009 22:50:27 GMT -5
 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ORANGE-GLO, THE END-ALL, BE-ALL, GOD OVER US ALL! I'M GOING TO KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOU BUY ALL OF MY S***, AND THEN I'M GOING TO YELL SOME MORE, HOPING I CAN PUT THAT SMUG SHAMWOW DOUCHE OUT OF BUSINESS! ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE MIGHT OF KABOOM! RENT ME OUT FOR YOUR PARTY! I'M AVAILABLE FOR BIRTHDAY PARTIES, CHRISTENINGS, BUT NOT BAR MITZVAHS, AND THE JEWS KNOW WHY! SO, CALL NOW TO PLACE YOUR ORDER! BUT WAIT! IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, I'LL ALSO SEND YOU SOME OF MY URINE! WITH JUST ONE APPLICATION, MY URINE CAN RE-YELLOW EVEN THE MOST BLEACHED OF YELLOW SHIRTS! ALL-NATURAL AND ORGANIC, MY URINE COMES IN A CONVENIENT MASON JAR, AND HAS A MINIMAL CARBON FOOTPRINT! SO CALL RIGHT NOW! THIS OFFER WILL ONLY LAST FOR THE NEXT FIFTEEN MINUTES! |
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jan 6, 2009 23:57:28 GMT -5
I'M WILFORD BRIMLEY, AND THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT YOU TO HEAR  BILLY MAYS, THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE CORPORATE SHILL 'ROUND THESE PARTS! YOU'D BETTER MAKE YOUR PEACE 'CAUSE I'M GONNA KICK YOUR PANSY OXYCLEANED ASS INTO NEXT WEEK! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! THAT'S RIGHT, I'LL THROW IN TWO KIDNEY PUNCHES WHILE I'M AT IT! CALL NOW, PARAMEDICS ARE STANDING BY! |
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Post by GodoHell on Jan 7, 2009 0:28:55 GMT -5
 VINCE HERE. I WILL SHAMWOW YOUR BLOATED HIDES AND PART THE FRIGGIN' RED SEA WITH THEM. I SWEAR ON THE HOLY, DESSICATED CARCASS OF ADAM SMITH THAT BOTH OF YOU WILL BOW BEFORE ME AND LOVE MY NUTS. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD ME. 37 SECONDS FROM NOW, BOTH OF YOU WILL BE ON YOUR KNEES, LOVING MY NUTS: fr.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc&feature=relatedMY NUTS...LOVE THEM!!! |
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Post by CBG on Jan 7, 2009 10:56:39 GMT -5
You guys are great.
*ordering slap-chop*
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