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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 13, 2009 5:05:23 GMT -5
10/10
“It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.” - Charles Darwin
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Post by dph on Apr 13, 2009 16:11:33 GMT -5
10/10
"Take that you dinosaur." Major Speilburg Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 14, 2009 3:29:36 GMT -5
10/10
"My cat can eat an ENTIRE watermelon!" - Rubin Farr (Crispin Glover), "Rubin and Ed"
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Post by dph on Apr 14, 2009 20:03:13 GMT -5
6/10
"I think this will be Godzilla's last fight." Miki Godzilla vs. Destroyah
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 30, 2009 0:09:36 GMT -5
6/10
"If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread." - Don King
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Post by dph on May 1, 2009 20:24:11 GMT -5
8/10
"After I shot Dracula, the studio offered me Frankenstien, but I turned it down. Plot wasn't sexy enough." Bela Lugosi "Ed Wood"
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Post by jkazoolien on May 3, 2009 15:09:01 GMT -5
10/10
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, flapjacksin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!" - John Milton (Al Pacino) "The Devil's Advocate"
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Post by dph on May 4, 2009 21:58:34 GMT -5
10/10 funny.
"No one makes me bleed my own blood." Ben Stiller "Dodgeball.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 5, 2009 23:12:42 GMT -5
10/10 (Stiller sometimes comes up with good ones!)
"I am Error." - Error, "Zelda II: The Adventure of Link"
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Post by dph on May 7, 2009 21:32:48 GMT -5
5/10
Bite my shiney metal @$$! Bender, Futurama.
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Post by fireballil on May 7, 2009 21:42:35 GMT -5
8/10
'Staaaaaaaaaayyyyy!' Quintus, The Undead
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Post by dph on May 7, 2009 21:54:40 GMT -5
5/10
"STEWART, why are you in your underpants?"
Stewart-"Because its hurricane season mommy?"
Mad Tv
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Post by jkazoolien on May 9, 2009 5:32:11 GMT -5
7/10 (Lord help me, I actually find those sketches funny!)
"ACTING!" - Master Thespian
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Post by dph on May 10, 2009 9:14:44 GMT -5
7/10
"Now prep the ship and prepare for your preflight coffee enemas." Professor Farnsworth "Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs."
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Post by jkazoolien on May 11, 2009 0:30:18 GMT -5
Futurama always gets a 10/10 from me!
"Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people they're silly and f**king irritating." - Doug Stanhope
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