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Post by Crowfan on Feb 10, 2009 21:24:49 GMT -5
But he's got self serve, which is better than nothing at all.
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Post by Crowjunkie™ on Feb 10, 2009 21:31:04 GMT -5
Ah, Valentine's Day. As per tradition, it looks like I'll be single. But I'm not bitter. I am envious.... ....on a side note, I wonder if Crow would still be infatuated with Kim Cattrall after all these years?
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 10, 2009 21:32:48 GMT -5
That's it! It seems like nobody here can take this topic about mrcleveland not getting any seriously... consider this moved. I'm ashamed of all of you. I'm ashamed there's not more sodomy in this thread already.
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Post by Ratso on Feb 10, 2009 22:46:19 GMT -5
That's it! It seems like nobody here can take this topic about mrcleveland not getting any seriously... consider this moved. I'm ashamed of all of you. I'm ashamed there's not more sodomy in this thread already. Bend. Over. NOW.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 10, 2009 22:54:39 GMT -5
I'd like to tell you guys about the menu my girlfriend has planned for the Valentines Day weekend but you guys would just be jealous and hate me even more than you do already so I won't bother.
Or it just could all be a delusion on my part, I do feel kind of diZzy.....
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Post by Truck Farmer on Feb 10, 2009 23:03:43 GMT -5
I'd like to tell you guys about the menu my girlfriend has planned for the Valentines Day weekend but you guys would just be jealous and hate me even more than you do already so I won't bother. Shutup! SHUTUP!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 10, 2009 23:18:31 GMT -5
So you don't want to hear about the BBQ prime rib?
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Post by Crowjunkie™ on Feb 10, 2009 23:43:16 GMT -5
So you don't want to hear about the BBQ prime rib? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 10, 2009 23:53:02 GMT -5
You are a filthy, disgusting pervert. And that's why I like you.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 11, 2009 0:51:40 GMT -5
Sorry. Don't care to "celebrate" the anniversary of seven people getting shot in Chicago.
Phanty, that sounds nice. Since it's a holiday will you be loosening her shackles as a special treat?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 11, 2009 1:10:42 GMT -5
Phanty, that sounds nice. Since it's a holiday will you be loosening her shackles as a special treat? Yeah, her shackles. That's rich.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 11, 2009 1:15:35 GMT -5
Just as rich as you calling your applesauce "prime rib."
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 11, 2009 1:19:51 GMT -5
I started to say her "undo her chain" before I realized how unintentionally rude it would have been. She's a lovely lady. With poor taste.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Feb 11, 2009 4:42:52 GMT -5
Ahh, the annual Valentines Thread... and here I am, alone again naturally.
You know me, I love to bitch and moan. I proclaim it as my Divine right and I will gladly and self righteously punch any Pollyanna straight on the nose should they seek to keep me from my holy and sacred charge.
But damned if I wont be bitchin this year. For some reason I've gotten used to being alone. It might be the months and months and unholy months of conditioning, but you know., I'm okay with it. I don't even think I'll have to implement my backup plan of giving a hooker a cupcake and paying her to pretend to like me. That'll save me some cash - woo hoo!
Always look on the bright side of life... ♪ ♫
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 11, 2009 8:14:04 GMT -5
Come on over to my house and we can be alone together. As long as you like dogs, cause it's Brett's house.
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