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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 16, 2009 17:33:43 GMT -5
What do I have to say about myself.... 3/16/09
I'm sure most of you know me by now, but if not, here's the skinny.
-28 years old -never had a girlfriend (you know what that means) -didn't get accepted to higher higher education -going to Army in near future
I would have signed up earlier, but I wanted to wait until Bush was gone. But why did I make this life-altering decision in the first place? Well, it's the only thing I can see that will accept me. I deal with rejection phobia, (epiphany!) and I try to be what the girl/institution wants, but it never works. The real me doesn't exist anyway, so I have to present either the shell or nothing. Some might say I am deliberately destroying my life, but I don't think so. If you can endure the hardest thing in your life, you won't have any troubles in the future, at least I want to believe that. I wonder if it's true. We'll see.
Btw, I hate doing blogs. (defense mechanism)
PS: As for the Army, they pay off school loans. No brainer why I choose them.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 16, 2009 17:42:01 GMT -5
I can feel for you, as the first couple points are pretty similar for me. I'm finally having less trouble relating to other people, but I've never managed to have a close relationship with anyone. I have friends, but nothing more, and I don't feel like that will change soon.
The Army....no idea about that. Good luck, though.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 16, 2009 17:43:05 GMT -5
New blog post.
I don't get parades
They just tie up traffic, even pedestrian traffic, and they just leave a huge mess in their wake. And it's always cold, how can they just stand and walk for 4 hours? Well yesterday was Philly's St. Patrick's Day parade, and I just said F it, I'm cutting in the line. Luckily I was wearing green at the time or they would have turned me back. One parader did ask why I was in the parade route, and feeling cheeky, I did my averagest Irish accent and said "I'm the lone Irish biker." Whatever. I didn't stop. I just jumped the curb and rode home with my newly swiped cup. (She was drinking something, probably beer, out of this shamrock mug, really cool looking).
Anyway, parades, who needs 'em?
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 16, 2009 17:44:55 GMT -5
Thanks CH. I think I just need a completely clean slate because I am stuck in an mobius strip.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 16, 2009 18:02:12 GMT -5
I think you're missing a good point about parades, which is that people throw candy at you when they're in parades.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 16, 2009 18:09:08 GMT -5
Oh, well I've never stayed long enough to have candy thrown at me, but I guess one positive thing among millions of negatives ain't so bad.
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Post by abomb on Mar 16, 2009 21:07:14 GMT -5
Some parades are better than others: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q_pgOpyAYU&feature=channelI can understand the feeling of wanting to jump off of a treadmill. I flirted with the military by doing an NROTC Summer at Narragansett Bay, but ultimately decided it would be a mistake for me to take it further than that. But I think there's something to your idea of setting personal challenges. Good luck with it.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 27, 2009 18:30:51 GMT -5
New blog post 3/27/09
It's been a month since my birthday. I feel a lot older now than I did on that day. Maybe today is really my birthday.
I don't understand why we have toenails and fingernails that grow. Why can't we just have a set that's durable and at a comfortable length? I don't get it. Also it would get rid of a few entries in Guiness Book of World Records. I couldn't care less.
I asked a co-worker if they thought seeing a doppelganger was a good or bad omen. She just said I don't want to talk about that. She must have seen hers and is afraid to admit it, because I read that after seeing one's doppelganger, the original dies soon. I don't believe it. I'd like to see my doppelganger just so I could prove who is really me. I am of course. Then I'd punch his teeth out.
I went walking for a while in the rough areas in town. Even the insects look tough. I saw a cockroach spitting at a ladybug. Not very nice at all. I ran out of there when the light changed and I don't think I'll be back any time soon.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Mar 29, 2009 15:22:25 GMT -5
New Blog Post: 03/29/09
Had a haircut today. I love a haircut because it is the only time another human's hands touch my head. So I especially love it when a pretty young woman cuts my hair and caresses my noggin. I don't say anything the whole time, and sometimes I have my eyes closed and just smile the whole time. Of course I don't do that when a guy cuts my hair. I keep up a manly conversation such as what's the best cut of beef or the best directions to get to New Jersey or even the origins of popular soft drinks. They charge extra if you request a specific hair-cutter, but I think it's worth it to keep going to see Brooke. She understands the special connection we share.
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Post by mccloud on Mar 31, 2009 10:17:40 GMT -5
I LOVE getting my hair done. The place I go to gives me a head & neck massage before they shampoo.
btw cff if you want to be touched by a pretty girl - yet still not get arrested - you can go to a massage therapist - the legitimate type (thus the not-getting-arrested part)
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 31, 2009 10:29:01 GMT -5
btw cff if you want to be touched by a pretty girl - yet still not get arrested - you can go to a massage therapist - the legitimate type (thus the not-getting-arrested part) Nah, just go brush up against strangers.
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Post by mccloud on Mar 31, 2009 20:01:26 GMT -5
Bloody frotter.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 1, 2009 5:36:25 GMT -5
If they have a discount massage, I would do it. Right now the stranger option sounds like an excellent idea!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 4, 2009 18:41:03 GMT -5
New blog post: 4/4/09
It took a long time and a lot of determination, but I finally went to a military recruiter. I walked down the hall and the Army office was closed so I went to the Navy office. They were great! I took a little test and scored above average. They said I have a good chance to enlist. Spent all day gathering documents and even had to have the recruiter take a road trip to Lancaster to get medical records. Then I watched a video from the eighties about basic training which was what I was expecting, nothing I couldn't handle. I am excited to see if I get in and I'll know as soon as next week.
Also the recruiter looks like H. Jon Benjamin.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 6, 2009 18:27:11 GMT -5
New blog post: 4/4/09 It took a long time and a lot of determination, but I finally went to a military recruiter. I walked down the hall and the Army office was closed so I went to the Navy office. They were great! I took a little test and scored above average. They said I have a good chance to enlist. Spent all day gathering documents and even had to have the recruiter take a road trip to Lancaster to get medical records. Then I watched a video from the eighties about basic training which was what I was expecting, nothing I couldn't handle. I am excited to see if I get in and I'll know as soon as next week. Also the recruiter looks like H. Jon Benjamin. Wait, wait, wait. So you're saying that all your talk of joining the army was just a "plan"? You hadn't actually signed up yet...and you still haven't officially? I feel cheated.
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