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Post by ilmatto on Mar 26, 2009 9:12:19 GMT -5
My favorite TVs Frank lines are:
"Sure, Grandma will cry when she receives her lovely gift, but for very different reasons."
Frank - #405 Being from Another Planet - Tragic Moments Figurines Invention Exchange
And the Chippendale dancer cake:
"Now gluttony and exploitation serve eight"
(Frank could do that commercial patter so well).
And another favorite Frank line is when he does the skit for the designer biohazard throw pillows.
Please post your favorite TV's Frank lines here.
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Post by callipygias on Mar 26, 2009 9:21:47 GMT -5
It's GOOCH!
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Post by Blue Raja on Mar 26, 2009 12:27:27 GMT -5
squanto.ytmnd.comI made this site for the reason stated in this thread's title.  (There's nothing quite like a random mid-90's movie reference)
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Post by DON3k on Mar 26, 2009 13:57:26 GMT -5
 Frank: Out, Out, OUT, Out! I'm doing the invention exchange this week.
Dr F: I don't think so, Roy! It's my idea. I do the invention exchange.
Frank: I spent all night working on that bad boy. I'm doing the invention exchange this week.... Take the train.
Dr F: I've just about had it, Smart Boy!
Frank: (Pulls a knife) Oh yeah! (laughs) I'm going to cut you, man! I'm going to cut you. That's right!
Dr F: Yeah? ([Frank] - I'll cut you bad, man!) Yeah. You want a piece of me!? Come on! Come on! ([Frank] - Yeah, I do! I Do! I Do!) You want a piece of me!? Come on!
I'm going to cut you a second smile, Daddy-O! ([Dr F] - Yeah?) Come on!
Dr F: ([Frank] - Come on!) I don't think so! ([Frank] - Come on!) Come on, Jackson! Come on! Come on, sweet cakes! Bring it on through! ([Frank] - I'm gonna cut you! I'm gonna cut you!) You gonna cut me!? ([Frank] - I'm gonna cut you bad!) No, you're not going to cut me! AHHHHHHH!
Dr F: Send them the movie, Frank!
Frank: No way! No way! I'm looking at a dead man - A dead man!!!
Frank: ([Dr F] - SEND THEM THE MOVE!) I'M NOT GOING TO SEND THEM THE MOVIE!!! ([Dr F] - SEND THEM THE MOVE!) I'M NOT SENDING THEM THE MOVIE!!!!
Dr F: (To Joel) YOUR MOVIE THIS WEEK JOEL IS TEENAGE CAVEMAN, WITH ROBERT VAUGHN. (To Frank) SEND THEM THE MOVIE!!!! ([Frank] - I'M NOT GOING TO SEND THEM THE MOVIE!!!) SEND THEM THE MOVIE! (]Frank] - I'M NOT SENDING IT! I'M NOT GOING.....) AHHHHH!
(Slams Frank's head down upon the console. Frank rises for a moment, then collapses to the floor)
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Mar 26, 2009 15:03:37 GMT -5
Circus!
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On ICE!
Never fails to crack me the skit up.
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Post by jjb3k on Mar 26, 2009 16:27:14 GMT -5
"Ventriloquism! Big, bold, ssssassy and brassy!"
"Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you!"
"A radio station... called Frank?!"
Anytime he does that big over-the-top happy voice, it makes me laugh out loud!
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Mar 26, 2009 18:47:03 GMT -5
Sandstorm!
SAANDSTORRRM!
SaAaAaNnNdDSToOoOoOrMmMmM!
and the ever funny, all-purpose, "Guck ga yeee!"
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Post by crowschmo on Mar 26, 2009 22:00:18 GMT -5
From #309, The Amazing Colossal Man:
"Yes, that's why we slave bleak, horrible hours in our stifling lab, our naughty, gnarled hands doing - black, unspeakable things --twisting God's work into our own hellish, slithery, mutateous...thing - until we came up with this ---- a plant that reviews music."
From #512 Mitchell (after invention exchange): "Daktari stool? Whatever." (The delivery).
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Post by GizmonicInstitute on Mar 26, 2009 22:57:07 GMT -5
From Village of the Giants during his 'job interview' "Well uh...I have a hard time..uhh..communicating with people. And I tend to settle disagreements through violence.
And in Giant Gila Monster after declaring Dr. Forrester dead and Joel asks what happened, Frank's response "He was dead. I guess that's what caused it all."
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Post by ramasha007 on Mar 27, 2009 0:36:32 GMT -5
"I'm Tug McGraw."
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Post by Hoss Ragen on Mar 27, 2009 0:47:31 GMT -5
Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you! That one is hilarious! Frank has the best visual, as well as spoken, expressive delivery out of the cast, in my opinion. |
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Post by afriendlychicken on Mar 27, 2009 3:08:56 GMT -5
Matthias, you mentioned the designer bio hazard throw pillows invention. At the end of the infomercial for them, Frank says, "Dr. Forrester, I love you." My favorite line of his ever.
I also love it when he looks into the camera and whispers, "Help me."
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Post by ilmatto on Mar 27, 2009 6:20:25 GMT -5
Oh that "Dr. Forrester, I love you." was a great line.
I also liked the one, "I'm wearing mine - people tell me I look more confident, which increases sales."
HAH
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Post by MonsterX on Mar 27, 2009 10:32:50 GMT -5
One of my all time favorite MST moments –
Dr Forester – Push the button.
TV’s Frank – I AM the button. . . (Wanders off frame leaving Dr. Forester standing there.)
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Mar 27, 2009 12:02:25 GMT -5
The whole invention exchange conversation between Frank and Forrester when they came up with the Fridge Alert cracks me up every time. The laughter combined with maybe my favorite line, "The whole concept is totally absurd! I mean who would even need this thing? Maybe only Quinn Martin! And he's de-ea-ea-ea-ead!" dissolving into even more laughter, ending in my favorite shot of the whole series. They both get it back together, take a breath and then steal a glance at each other and double over laughing at each other again.
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