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Post by crowschmo on Apr 16, 2010 18:50:51 GMT -5
I don't know how long this will last, it may have been done to death elsewhere, but anyway... This stupid game is just making up names that sound like phrases (or other words), as in when Bart Simpson makes crank calls to Moe's. Like - Amanda Hugenkiss, Homer Sexual, and the like. You can do ones like that, (i.e. Patty O'Furniture) or ones that sound more like real names, like the ever popular, Ben Dover. You can do just the names by themselves, or do like authors: Like a book title, then the author's name: "Growing Old", by Dr. Geri Atric. "The Workings of the Brain", by Dr. Sarah Bellum. "Conservatism", by Eileen Wright. "Punctuality", by Justin Thyme. Or, like, maybe: Seen on some interior designers' business card: Window Designs, by Kurt 'n' Rod. (Okay, I said it was lame).
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 16, 2010 19:20:12 GMT -5
The Tiger's Revenge, by Claude Balls.
I can be lame too.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Apr 16, 2010 20:33:18 GMT -5
Futarama by Ennis Anne Meyerbeer.
EDIT: Futarama was an actual misspelling by a friend on FB.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 17, 2010 9:38:48 GMT -5
30 Yard Dash to the Bathroom by Willie Makitt (illustrated by Betty Wohnt)
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 17, 2010 16:47:13 GMT -5
"Disciplining Your Child" by Tanya Hyde.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 17, 2010 17:42:51 GMT -5
Countdown To Ecstasy, by Auntie Climactic
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 17, 2010 19:39:10 GMT -5
"Bologna and Cheese" by Sam Whitch
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 17, 2010 20:41:45 GMT -5
"Marine Mammals" by Adolph Finn.
*groan*
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Post by afriendlychicken on Apr 17, 2010 21:40:15 GMT -5
"The Tower Of Pisa" by Eileen Too.
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 17, 2010 21:41:46 GMT -5
"What Pigs Eat" by Walter Mellon-Rhyndz, Bjorn Cobbs, & Rod Tunfrut
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 18, 2010 16:58:27 GMT -5
"Keeping in Shape" by Barb Belle. "I Was Once a Dude" by Jen Tillman. "Sycophancy" by Abe Buttkiss. (No relation to Dick).
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Post by jkazoolien on Apr 18, 2010 18:54:01 GMT -5
"A Brief History of Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah" by Holly Daze "Passover for Dummies" by Sid Durr "San Francisco Cuisine" by Bryce O'Roni
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 19, 2010 17:18:49 GMT -5
"Hold Your Horses" by Ima Cummin.
"Selling Your House" by Inez Crowe.
Pamphlet in a doctor's office: "Is Lasic Eye Surgery Right For You?" by Woody C. Moore
Eudora S. Ajar
April Rain (this is an actual person's name).
May Flowers (this isn't - but it COULD be).
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 19, 2010 17:22:40 GMT -5
"Ballroom Instruction" by Dan Steps
C. Van Gogh
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Post by crowschmo on Apr 19, 2010 17:24:16 GMT -5
"San Francisco Cuisine" by Bryce O'Roni Cute.
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