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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 2, 2008 22:48:51 GMT -5
Dear mister 69:
Should I scoop out my eyeballs with a melon baller, or watch The Love Guru?
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Post by CBG on Sept 2, 2008 22:49:28 GMT -5
Excuse me, but have you guys met face-to-face yet? Or is it still internet infatuation? 26 days and I'll be there with her. Then we take over the world. Sorry, I'm just not one to divulge too much of my personal life cause I figure most of you don't give a damn anyhow. S'cool. Just wonderin' if reality has set in yet. Congrats.
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Post by TomServo69 on Sept 2, 2008 22:49:38 GMT -5
I'd take out my eyeballs. You're gonna go blind either way, so, why submit to a crappy film?
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Post by redtom on Sept 2, 2008 22:49:41 GMT -5
I'm going to rent it before it comes out and give you my review, Don.
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Post by CBG on Sept 2, 2008 22:50:22 GMT -5
Oh, I can't wait.
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Post by TomServo69 on Sept 2, 2008 22:50:56 GMT -5
26 days and I'll be there with her. Then we take over the world. Sorry, I'm just not one to divulge too much of my personal life cause I figure most of you don't give a damn anyhow. S'cool. Just wonderin' if reality has set in yet. Congrats. Well, it took me a little while to get a week off of work, but, we're happy, so, I'm guessing that's all that really matters. Thanks for asking though.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Sept 3, 2008 4:22:49 GMT -5
Dr. Tom - How can I meet a girl on the net? Do you think Solgroupie will go out with me? How about if I bathed first? I've already been rejected by Captain Hygiene and I'm in a vulnerable place.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 3, 2008 4:44:32 GMT -5
CH rejects everyone.
the upside is that the Personal Stalker to CH position is open.
I'd suggest staying away from underneath his futon though *shudders*
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Post by TomServo69 on Sept 3, 2008 5:44:16 GMT -5
Ewwwwwwww, that's nasty.
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Post by doctorz on Sept 3, 2008 8:40:20 GMT -5
Dear Advice Guru,
Why do Hurricanes hate America? Is this something I should take personally or should I just keep my house boarded up for two months and drink heavily?
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Post by TomServo69 on Sept 3, 2008 8:45:55 GMT -5
I don't know. I've been trying to figure out the answer to that one myself. I'm leaning towards almost the same thing, but, rather than boarding up, I need to start sandbagging the lawn to hold off the flood waters. Then I'm gonna start drinking. Heavily.
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Post by redtom on Sept 3, 2008 15:31:39 GMT -5
Dear Master Tom,
How can I talk my boss into letting me bring a samurai sword to work. I feel that I can serve our customers better if I am able to threaten them with a large sharp sword that could possibly disembowel them.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 3, 2008 18:25:37 GMT -5
Mister Tom Guru,
I have a similar query, although instead of a sword, I feel that firearms would effectively placate our patrons. Your thoughts?
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Post by TomServo69 on Sept 6, 2008 13:27:07 GMT -5
Well Mr. DQ, as they say, happiness IS a warm gun, not a warm sword. So, I'm going with firearms here. Placate away.
NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Servo
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Post by Trumpy Dumpy's Salvation Army on Sept 6, 2008 21:50:01 GMT -5
Tommy S. the sixty ninth,
Why does an army of dead come to my door every night? And why do they always leave a flaming bag of dog crap at my door? I mean, it was funny the first hundred times, and then it was funny again because they just kept doing it, but now it's not funny at all and my co-workers are starting to get really annoyed with my shoes always smelling like dog crap. I guess what I'm really trying to say is, do you think I'll ever get my cell phone that the neighbor's dog swallowed back?
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