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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 21, 2010 17:15:23 GMT -5
We can rebuild Truck Farmer, make him better than before!
The first thing I would do is give him sonar. Then he could jump in the pool blindfolded and retrieve objects thrown in.
How would you improve Truck Farmer?
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Post by mccloud on Jul 21, 2010 17:21:49 GMT -5
Maybe all he needs is a tune-up, tires rotated, you know...
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 21, 2010 17:29:20 GMT -5
Hey, we could all use our tires rotated but that's not the point.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 21, 2010 17:31:06 GMT -5
All he needs is a good flushing.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 21, 2010 17:38:27 GMT -5
You people have no imagination. OK, next I'd put a crane on his head so he could lift heavy objects and leave his hands free to do...whatever they do.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Jul 21, 2010 17:57:44 GMT -5
Alright, fine. I would put an atomic pile in his lower abdomen, powering his truck farming for centuries to come.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 21, 2010 18:13:13 GMT -5
Damn, that's good. And practical.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jul 21, 2010 18:15:10 GMT -5
NEW FOR '11! THE '11 TRUCK FARMER!
IT HAS SQUARE WHEELS TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO SAVE MONEY BY NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
IT HAS A DEATH RAY YOU CAN AIM AT YOUR NEIGHBORS. BUT DON'T PULL THAT HAIR TRIGGER, 'CAUSE THE FEDS'LL LOCK YOU UP FOR THAT.
A FULLY ACCESSIBLE SLOP SINK CAN BE FOUND UNDERNEATH THE PASSENGER'S SIDE REAR WHEEL!
IT SHOOTS SILLY STRING FROM EVERY ANGLE! CONSTANTLY!
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, IT DRESSES IN AN OMAC SUIT, AND KEEPS TALKING ABOUT "THE WORLD TO COME".
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Post by Chuck on Jul 21, 2010 18:21:53 GMT -5
NEW FOR '11! THE '11 TRUCK FARMER! IT HAS SQUARE WHEELS TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO SAVE MONEY BY NOT GOING ANYWHERE. IT HAS A DEATH RAY YOU CAN AIM AT YOUR NEIGHBORS. BUT DON'T PULL THAT HAIR TRIGGER, 'CAUSE THE FEDS'LL LOCK YOU UP FOR THAT. A FULLY ACCESSIBLE SLOP SINK CAN BE FOUND UNDERNEATH THE PASSENGER'S SIDE REAR WHEEL! IT SHOOTS SILLY STRING FROM EVERY ANGLE! CONSTANTLY! AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, IT DRESSES IN AN OMAC SUIT, AND KEEPS TALKING ABOUT "THE WORLD TO COME". Just $39.95 from Phanco! BUT WAIT! IF YOU ACT NOW WE'LL INCLUDE AT NO COST TO ANYONE A SECOND, YES, THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID SECOND '11 TRUCK FARMER FOR ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!!!! (shipping and handling charges from Siberia apply)SO ACT NOW!!! |
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 21, 2010 18:50:52 GMT -5
I think you people are ignoring Truck Farmer's feelings.
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Post by Crowfan on Jul 21, 2010 19:09:38 GMT -5
You know he never comes in here, anyway.
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Post by spackle on Jul 21, 2010 20:09:11 GMT -5
I'm gonna tell!
And I'd add a full line of Peterbilt hats, equipped with beer coolers, fans, and of course, RADAR!
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Jul 21, 2010 20:56:17 GMT -5
I think we should give him a paint job, you know, with flames down the sides. Also, we should turn his roof into a convertable top and add a hot tub to the back seat, like on that MTV show, "Pimp my Ride". That's what I think.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jul 21, 2010 21:37:56 GMT -5
I think we should give him a paint job, you know, with flames down the sides. Also, we should turn his roof into a convertable top and add a hot tub to the back seat, like on that MTV show, "Pimp my Ride". That's what I think. I think you have a future at Phanco. |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 21, 2010 23:16:58 GMT -5
I'd give him an aggressive rim-job.
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