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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 22, 2011 4:47:16 GMT -5
Happy Birthday, George Washington! Thank you for being such an important historical figure. Thanks for standing up in that boat all the way across the Delaware, uncomfortable and cold as it must have been.
Gaze upon Sloane, and know that in your future, the world will be free enough to allow something like...this.
...on second thought, I kinda hope that no time warps actually *do* show George Washington what Sloane is like...
Kinda dumb on me to expect a time warp in the first place, really.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 22, 2011 8:38:43 GMT -5
Now I want a meeting of the First Continental Congress, played out as a Sloane thread.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 22, 2011 8:48:20 GMT -5
Hey, King George! You know what we think about the Quartering Act? We think you can suck nuts. DEEZ NUTS!
Pwnd.
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 22, 2011 10:54:54 GMT -5
Now I want a meeting of the First Continental Congress, played out as a Sloane thread. More like First Incontinental Congress, amirite? HARR-DEE-HARR-HARR-HARRR-HURRR!!!  Sorry. Just trying to get into the revolutionary spirit here. But I just can't do it. BITE ME, WASHINGTON!!! BITE ME UNTIL MY ASS IS LOUSY WITH SPLINTERS FROM YOUR WOODEN TEETH!!! |
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 22, 2011 13:45:41 GMT -5
BITE ME, WASHINGTON!!! BITE ME UNTIL MY ASS IS LOUSY WITH SPLINTERS FROM YOUR WOODEN TEETH!!! Martha Washington=Sad Panda |
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 22, 2011 20:00:20 GMT -5
Lincoln was way cooler than Washington.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 22, 2011 21:03:25 GMT -5
John Quincy Adams kept an alligator INSIDE the White House.
He swam the length of the Potomac every day.
He liked to have sex outside, naked, in the middle of winter.
John Quincy Adams wins.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 22, 2011 21:13:30 GMT -5
He liked to have sex outside, naked, in the middle of winter. Well, yeah, because there was an ALLIGATOR inside. |
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Post by normalview on Feb 22, 2011 21:23:22 GMT -5
No... it was WITH the alligator, outside, naked, in the middle of Winter.
...saw it on YouTube, so it must be real.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 22, 2011 21:26:58 GMT -5
Biggest. Boner. EVER.
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 22, 2011 23:10:23 GMT -5
The alligator?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 23, 2011 0:14:32 GMT -5
No, John Holmes.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 23, 2011 11:17:57 GMT -5
Best porn star ever.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Feb 23, 2011 16:56:20 GMT -5
The alligator?
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 23, 2011 17:03:22 GMT -5
Animal porn is good.
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