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Post by Ratso on Jul 6, 2011 23:05:50 GMT -5
In Honor of David Walker being a member of this community for seven years!!!! I've decided that we should throw him a party.
I've already hired this gifted young man for entertainment.
In fact I declare this week WALKER WEEK!
Walker's 7th anniversary party...BE THERE!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 7, 2011 0:00:52 GMT -5
So is the worst part of that the kid with the absent grill or the fact that he's a children's performer who calls himself "Uncle Magic"? Please tell me this is a parody.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 7, 2011 5:23:05 GMT -5
It gets worse. Go to his website. There's one picture of him entertaining a kid and about three thousand with him posing with strippers. At least he was classy enough to rip off the infomercial "As Seen on TV" logo.
I guess Shock-Kim the Clown is the wholesome alter ego.
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Post by GodoHell on Jul 7, 2011 7:24:43 GMT -5
Are you sure he's not entertaining the strippers and trying to pick up the kid?
That would be about average for the clowns I've heard of.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 7, 2011 8:03:43 GMT -5
Quit obsessing about the clown.
This is about Dave Walker. Bow to him, biznatches.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 7, 2011 11:29:05 GMT -5
That's your department
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 7, 2011 11:34:16 GMT -5
She doesn't bow. She kneels. The benefits are tiered.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 7, 2011 13:43:07 GMT -5
Bowing and kneeling involve two different activities. Like you don't know that, Mums.
But this is about Dave Walker and his universal awesomeness, not the ways you make money to support your coke habit.
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Post by Mitchell on Jul 7, 2011 14:39:49 GMT -5
The coke habit is just an excuse. He'd be lathering his face with Mederma even if he was clean.
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Post by Ratso on Jul 7, 2011 18:26:06 GMT -5
I guess Shock-Kim the Clown is the wholesome alter ego. Do not anger Shock-Kim the clown for he is wise and terrible. |
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Post by mccloud on Jul 7, 2011 19:51:17 GMT -5
He's particular about his scotch, so we'll need a booze run before he gets here.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 8, 2011 12:06:33 GMT -5
I didn't know Steve-Dave drank scotch. Enough beer to drown Sri Lanka, sure, but scotch?
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 8, 2011 12:06:55 GMT -5
Oh, and pahk the cah in the Havahd yahd.
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 8, 2011 13:44:13 GMT -5
Have to have both scotch and beer. The entertainment needs serious work though.
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Post by mccloud on Jul 8, 2011 18:27:57 GMT -5
If I only had $1,300 I'd get you this...  Do you prefer 12, 18, or 25? |
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