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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 2:49:03 GMT -5
My giant white dragon puppy dog thing is way cooler than your slutty 12 year old vampire.
Vampires are lame anyway. TEAM JACOB FTW!
Speaking of my obsession with Jacob and his sexy abs...do you think I'm beyond help, doctor?
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Post by Mighty Jack on Jul 14, 2011 3:55:01 GMT -5
He's not a real doctor, he only plays one on TV.
And the use of the word slutty for a 12 year old... man that's all kinds of wrong. I move that the term be stricken from the record and that we all have our brains steam cleaned.
Anyway - were I to throw in my support on the vampire/wolf debate, It would have to be for "Team Seline!" from Underworld fame (I mean come on, a lovely and attractive woman in black leather, vs. shirtless slobbery boy-wolf? Where are your priorities man?!)
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 14, 2011 8:03:37 GMT -5
What will Tot-G's honorary doctorate be in? Emo Studies?
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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 12:24:45 GMT -5
He's not a real doctor, he only plays one on TV. And the use of the word slutty for a 12 year old... man that's all kinds of wrong. I move that the term be stricken from the record and that we all have our brains steam cleaned. Anyway - were I to throw in my support on the vampire/wolf debate, It would have to be for "Team Seline!" from Underworld fame (I mean come on, a lovely and attractive woman in black leather, vs. shirtless slobbery boy-wolf? Where are your priorities man?!) Selene is the only cool vampire ever, save maybe Bela Lugosi, Gary Oldman, or the Wesley Snipes crossbreed. But to be fair, Underworld had the.most kickass Werewolves ever too.
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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 12:29:35 GMT -5
What will Tot-G's honorary doctorate be in? Emo Studies? We're GOTH! Stupid douchy Vamp kids.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 14, 2011 12:37:34 GMT -5
He's not a real doctor, he only plays one on TV. And the use of the word slutty for a 12 year old... man that's all kinds of wrong. I move that the term be stricken from the record and that we all have our brains steam cleaned. Anyway - were I to throw in my support on the vampire/wolf debate, It would have to be for "Team Seline!" from Underworld fame (I mean come on, a lovely and attractive woman in black leather, vs. shirtless slobbery boy-wolf? Where are your priorities man?!) Selene is the only cool vampire ever, save maybe Bela Lugosi, Gary Oldman, or the Wesley Snipes crossbreed. But to be fair, Underworld had the.most kickass Werewolves ever too. I have to admit that Lestat was pretty damn cool before Anne Rice got coopted by the douchebags.
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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 13:22:00 GMT -5
I brain farted and left out Spike, Angel/Angelus, and Druscilla. No awesome vampire list can ever be completed without them. I have shamed my whole family.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 14, 2011 13:44:28 GMT -5
WHAT ABOUT CHRISTOPHER "GODDAMN HE CAN KILL YOU FOR REAL" LEE?!
Sarumon for the win!
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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 14:08:27 GMT -5
Eh. I can take or leave Hammer, but I enjoy them.
Whenever I think of Lee as a monster it's always of how awkward his tall slender body looked in those Mummy bandages. I got a good laugh out of him in that.
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Post by siamesesin on Jul 14, 2011 14:48:21 GMT -5
Christopher Lee can kill you. For real. Like, British Special Forces in WWII for real.
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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 15:19:05 GMT -5
Christpher Lee already tried as I sat throu those Lord of the Rings movies.
That's saying nothing of that doofus Clone Wars movie. I was barely breathing at the end of that.
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Post by Ratso on Jul 14, 2011 16:36:50 GMT -5
The Wicker Man was good though.
The Lee one not the stupid Nick Cage in a bear suit one.
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Post by mccloud on Jul 14, 2011 19:04:44 GMT -5
Christopher Lee rocks. He acts, sings, and is cool beyond cool.
As far as movie vampires go, the bloodier the better. I liked The Hunger. Bowie! Bowie! Bowie!
As far as vampires in literature, obviously it is Dracula. I've read it several times, and I still love it. LeStat is a verrry close 2nd. Tom "FUBAR" Cruise almost ruined those books for me.
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Post by Torgo on Jul 14, 2011 19:11:49 GMT -5
Downey Jr. is supposed to be the new Lestat. When that happens, then I'll acknowledge him.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Jul 15, 2011 2:46:27 GMT -5
What about Count Chocula? Where does he rank on the Vampire scale?
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