Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Aug 11, 2011 21:48:43 GMT -5
I am concerned my mummi's concern for Mitch's erection.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 11, 2011 21:57:32 GMT -5
AHM CONCERNED 'BOUT THE LACK OF BOIGAHS IN DIS THREAD!
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 12, 2011 17:12:26 GMT -5
Heh, heh, you said "Boogers"
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Aug 16, 2011 23:54:27 GMT -5
ALL I HAVE IS THIS TRACTOR TRAILER FULL OF HAMBURGERS!! IS THAT ENOUGH TO BUY A TUESDAY!?!? Yes! Yes, take this Tuesday of mine! Let our fel contract be completed, as I purge this Tuesday from my life and graft it onto yours!
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 17, 2011 6:43:36 GMT -5
Well it was bound to happen: Affy has gone and gotten himself possessed.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 17, 2011 21:53:57 GMT -5
ALL I HAVE IS THIS TRACTOR TRAILER FULL OF HAMBURGERS!! IS THAT ENOUGH TO BUY A TUESDAY!?!? Yes! Yes, take this Tuesday of mine! Let our fel contract be completed, as I purge this Tuesday from my life and graft it onto yours! Yes, YES! Someday soon, I will be the Prince of Tuesdays, and then I can raise an army and conquer the puny kingdom of King Friday. That base pretender has besmirched the name of the Weekday Clan one time too many!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Aug 17, 2011 22:30:11 GMT -5
Yes! Yes, take this Tuesday of mine! Let our fel contract be completed, as I purge this Tuesday from my life and graft it onto yours! Yes, YES! Someday soon, I will be the Prince of Tuesdays, and then I can raise an army and conquer the puny kingdom of King Friday. That base pretender has besmirched the name of the Weekday Clan one time too many! Ah-hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Ah-haha! You FOOL! The Tuesday I gave you was a horrible day! I was dumped by my girlfriend, lost my job, and broke my arm! Enjoy your misery as I now enjoy my ability to lift things with two arms and take my returned girlfriend out to dinner with money from the job that I've now never lost! Take that, Quixote Causality!
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 18, 2011 19:09:06 GMT -5
Yes, YES! Someday soon, I will be the Prince of Tuesdays, and then I can raise an army and conquer the puny kingdom of King Friday. That base pretender has besmirched the name of the Weekday Clan one time too many! Ah-hahahahahahaha! Hahahaha! Ah-haha! You FOOL! The Tuesday I gave you was a horrible day! I was dumped by my girlfriend, lost my job, and broke my arm! Enjoy your misery as I now enjoy my ability to lift things with two arms and take my returned girlfriend out to dinner with money from the job that I've now never lost! Take that, Quixote Causality! Pssh. That's STILL better than all my Tuesdays combined! With this tremendous advantage, I'll be ruling my county in no time! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! ALL HAIL KING OF TUESDAYS!
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2011 11:21:55 GMT -5
Tuesdays kinda suck.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 19, 2011 11:45:55 GMT -5
I agree. Everybody hates Mondays but expects them to be bad so they compensate. Tuesday rubs in you face that the weekend is over and the next one is still days away.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2011 11:47:46 GMT -5
Tuesday will also kick you in the groin.
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 19, 2011 12:00:06 GMT -5
Tuesday will call your mother a heifer.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2011 12:03:15 GMT -5
Tuesday will take your cold beer out of the fridge and not replace it.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 19, 2011 12:19:58 GMT -5
Tuesday doesn't even ask about lubricant.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 19, 2011 12:30:10 GMT -5
Tuesday would throw your car keys in the sewer.
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