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Post by Mitchell on Sept 10, 2011 14:06:35 GMT -5
where's that eight inches you promised me? IT'S RIGHT UP... Bah, f*ck it. Too easy. Your slowly weakening trough? Between your mammata formations? Your moist, humid mass?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 10, 2011 17:30:13 GMT -5
In a safe?
Translated into 1s and 0s and traveling through the ether?
Over the rainbow?
Under duress?
Pursued by a bear?
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 10, 2011 20:16:31 GMT -5
Are you on the goofballs?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 10, 2011 21:21:29 GMT -5
Just mild industrial strength hallucinogens. I call them...CHARLIE SHEEN!
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 10, 2011 21:22:57 GMT -5
Strong enough for a Sheen, but Ph-balanced for a Mummi.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 10, 2011 21:41:57 GMT -5
Good, I'd hate to see him get acid burns on his labia again
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 10, 2011 21:45:07 GMT -5
I don't get burns. I cause them.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 11, 2011 6:41:42 GMT -5
Corrosive excretions, eh? You could be the best secret agent this country could muster! Think of all the James Bonds who will have their wangs melted off inside you!
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 11, 2011 8:20:02 GMT -5
Which nation on this planet has a cadre of secret agents patterned after Paul Lynde?
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 11, 2011 11:45:57 GMT -5
Lyndetopia.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 11, 2011 13:46:55 GMT -5
I just saw a picture of a somewhat intoxicated Mumms on "meatcurtainbonanza.com." I'm canceling my subscription.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 11, 2011 18:54:22 GMT -5
Well, when Arby's sponsors a porn site, that should immediately throw up some red flags.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 11, 2011 19:54:16 GMT -5
Well, when Arby's sponsors a porn site, that should immediately throw up some red flags. China owns Arby's now? DAMN! The horsey sauce is gonna get runny...
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 12, 2011 20:02:11 GMT -5
Which nation on this planet has a cadre of secret agents patterned after Paul Lynde? France.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 12, 2011 20:39:20 GMT -5
DISAGREES.
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