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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 21, 2011 20:44:07 GMT -5
"Mister Mitchell, how many scissors can you fit in your rectum?" "I've never made it without pooping. Ask Mister Mummi" "Mister Mummi, how many scissors can you fit inside your anus?" "LET'S F**KING FIND OUT!" "One!" "~Two~!" "OH GOD IT'S SO GOOD! THREE!" "Yeah, that's three, kid." What will your butt look like if you keep shoving scissors up there?
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 21, 2011 20:53:11 GMT -5
I like that Mitchell has no teeth.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 21, 2011 21:02:00 GMT -5
I'm getting about as old as that goddamned tortise.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 21, 2011 21:12:55 GMT -5
Careful, Mitch. The old man schtick is Phanty's turf.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 21, 2011 21:16:05 GMT -5
I considered using Phanty, but he's probably over in Gypsy's Games, where all the real humor in this site is.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 21, 2011 21:22:44 GMT -5
This, in context, is beautiful.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 22, 2011 19:28:09 GMT -5
Shouldn't that be the face he makes when it's IN?
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 22, 2011 21:45:57 GMT -5
Mister Mummi just farted a whole squadron of scissor fighters.
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