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Post by Ratso on Nov 29, 2011 21:13:50 GMT -5
The next muppet film should be about their secret love of human flesh. The whole movie is the muppets bringing people into their house and slowly eating them alive while the victims cry, and beg for mercy.
Add a musical number and a rape... and you got the best movie ever.
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 29, 2011 21:32:59 GMT -5
Yeah, no. I'm not letting this post stand.
I need to not drink coffee at night.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 30, 2011 21:25:10 GMT -5
Add a musical number and a rape... and you got the best movie ever. Only if they're combined. And involve Camilla and Gonzo.
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Post by Torgo on Nov 30, 2011 23:02:12 GMT -5
The next muppet film should be about their secret love of human flesh. The whole movie is the muppets bringing people into their house and slowly eating them alive while the victims cry, and beg for mercy. Add a musical number and a rape... and you got the best movie ever. So basically you're saying Bollywood should make a Muppet movie.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 1, 2011 4:51:59 GMT -5
Bert + Ernie = Gandhi?
I think we should just write Muppet porn.
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 1, 2011 18:15:13 GMT -5
Aren't Bert and Ernie gay?
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 1, 2011 19:39:56 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 1, 2011 21:47:38 GMT -5
I say gay puppeteers shouldn't be allowed to puppet Bert and Ernie! For the children!
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 1, 2011 22:51:13 GMT -5
Ernie=Jim Henson Bert=Frank Oz
One's dead, one's old, and yet I'm pretty sure both could kick your ass.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Dec 2, 2011 6:02:02 GMT -5
It's weird. I understand "intellectually" that she's pretty and looks like a real live Disney character. But it's probably for that same reason that I just want her face to become grotesquely disfigured before my eyes in order to purge the cute. All I know is that when she looked into the camera seductively at the end and said "Hanaminah," I got horny. Oh great, and I liked Amy Adams a lot.... but now the thought of Torgo popping a chubby while watching a puppet movie has ruined her for me.
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 2, 2011 21:39:57 GMT -5
Ernie=Jim Henson Bert=Frank Oz One's dead, one's old, and yet I'm pretty sure both could kick your ass. YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL WE'RE ALLOWED TO MARRY BOX TURTLES, WON'T YOU?!? I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET CRUSH ON VENUS DEE MILO!
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 2, 2011 23:52:59 GMT -5
Christ, you're making Pruno again, aren't you?
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 3, 2011 1:08:52 GMT -5
Ernie=Jim Henson Bert=Frank Oz One's dead, one's old, and yet I'm pretty sure both could kick your ass. YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL WE'RE ALLOWED TO MARRY BOX TURTLES, WON'T YOU?!? I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SECRET CRUSH ON VENUS DEE MILO! No, I'm just pointing out the two puppeteers, whom you both may know by reputation. Both were both notorious GELFling hunters.
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Post by Blurryeye on Jan 27, 2012 13:24:21 GMT -5
Sam the Eagle, because I love America.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 27, 2012 20:10:54 GMT -5
[Insert flagpole joke here, until the uterus walls burst, and blood and bile is spilled everywhere]
SEE, MITCH, I CAN DO IT TOO!
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