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Post by TheNewMads on Dec 19, 2011 12:57:13 GMT -5
Yes! How could i have forgotten about "The Unearthly"! most boring movie ever (at least Fu Manchu is interesting visually), and the riffers seem bored by it. I've always had a soft spot for Atomic Brain because it's SO slow and dreary and uneventful that it almost makes an artform out of it. I also begrudgingly admire its willingness to be relentlessly prurient and perverse without even trying to shrug or laugh it off the way, say, "Wild World of Batwoman" was. But I know it has tons of detractors and I wouldn't defend it, I just kinda like it because of just how boldly unwatchable and misanthropic it was.
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Post by mrsphyllistorgo on Dec 19, 2011 15:22:39 GMT -5
Bottom Five:
Robot Vs The Aztec Mummy Fu Manchu Mad Monster Any Gamera episode Mighty Jack
Like others, these aren't "bad" (except for R v AM) so much as I haven't been compelled to rewatch them. But perhaps my New Year's resolution will be to give them another chance.
If clinical depression had a soundtrack, this would be it.
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Post by Torgo on Dec 19, 2011 20:23:31 GMT -5
Oh we're doing worst eps now? I can do that in a snap!
1. Pod People 2. It Lives By Night 3. The Killer Shrews 4. Secret Agent Super Dragon 5. The Unearthly
Have grave difficulty getting through all of these.
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Post by TheNewMads on Dec 19, 2011 20:42:40 GMT -5
except for "It Lives by Night," which is probably one of the most perfect moments ever on television, that list is dead on.
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Post by Mighty Jack on Dec 20, 2011 1:27:45 GMT -5
To hell with rules this is my least favorite list... 1] Robot vs the Aztec Mummy 2] Hamlet 3] Hercules Against the Moon Men 4] Wild World of Batwoman 5] Incredibly Strange Creatures... 6] Horrors of Spider Island 7] Delta Knights 8] City Limits
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 20, 2011 4:37:02 GMT -5
Ignoring the KTMAs and season one, my least favorites would be: Prince of Space The Dead Talk Back The Unearthly Danger, Death Ray Bloodlust That wasn't easy. Okay, who made us do this? Man, I love this show...
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Post by Blurryeye on Dec 28, 2011 21:11:50 GMT -5
1. The Projected Man 2. Devil Doll 3. Horror at Party Beach 4. The Skydivers 5. Final Sacrifice 6. Jack Frost 7. Manos the Hands of Fate 8. Attack of the the Eye Creatures 9. The Beatniks 10. The Girl in Lover's Lane
Joel
Trace
1. Wild World of Batwoman 2. The Unearthly 3. Monster a go'go 4. Castle of Fu Manchu 5. Radar Secret Service
I did not put any thought into this, although it makes me yearn for The Projected Man. There hasn't been nearly enough Bryant Halliday in my life lately.
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Post by Torgo on Dec 28, 2011 21:46:15 GMT -5
Damnit, Blurry, where've you been? You're not allowed to have a life. Not now, not ever.
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Post by ratherdashing on Dec 28, 2011 23:38:13 GMT -5
Top Ten:
1. Red Zone Cuba 2. Night of the Blood Beast 3. Final Justice 4. Monster A-Go-Go 5. The Starfighters 6. Manos: The Hands of Fate 7. Bride of the Monster 8. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank 9. Space Mutiny 10. Time Chasers
Bottom 5: 5. Killer Shrews 4. Hercules Unchained 3. First Spaceship on Venus 2. Hamlet 1. Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy
Joel/Mike split. Well, lets say Joel, but only slightly Trace
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Post by a on Dec 29, 2011 2:47:22 GMT -5
My Top Ten Episodes: 10. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies (One of the weirdest movies ever made. Was the bizzare plot just an excuse to film random stuff at a carnival for 90 minutes?) 9. Monster A Go-Go (Spoiler Warning: THERE WAS NO MONSTER! ) 8. The Beast Of Yucca Flats (TOR COULD HAVE BEEN CONTENDER INSTEAD OF BUM WHICH AM.) 7. Hobgoblins (HOBGOBLINS...WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THOSE DARN HOBGOBLINS?) 6. The Creeping Terror (This is, bar none, the worst movie ever made. Prove me wrong.) 5. Earth Vs The Spider (Between the never-ending thermin soundtrack, the rotoscoped monster, the hilarious short with lip and tongue action and some of the best host segments ever, it's a home run for me.) 4. Devil Fish (WE'RE FROM EUROPE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! MOUNTAINS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) 3. Manhunt In Space (I want a little black book and the gay nightlife.) 2. Pod People (YOU ARE MAGIC, AREN'T YOU, TRUMPY?! *Cue goofy music*) 1. Bride Of The Monster (Bela's weird faces and lines, the always hilarious Tor Johnson and Ed's general incompetance makes this the perfect riffing vehicle.) Honorable Mentions: Eegah, I Accuse My Parents, Parts: The Clonus Horror, The Giant Spider Invasion, Outlaw, Cave Dwellers, Deathstalker And The Warriors From Hell, Viking Women And The Sea Serpent, Night Of The Blood Beast, The Horror At Party Beach, Robot Holocaust, Catalina Caper, 12 To The Moon and Prince Of Space. Bottom 5: 5. The Hellcats (After Sidehackers and Wild Rebels, I think they should have picked something that would give them more material like They Saved Hitler's Brain or Invisible Ghost.) 4. High School Big Shot (THE MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER. I love the short and the host segments though. THAT WOULD BE........A SPECIALTY BREAD!) 3. The Mole People (I think that Mole People is actually an excellent Universal Horror film. It's no Invisible Man or Frankenstein of course, but it's at least as good as the original Creature From The Black Lagoon. I wouldn't mind it being featured if the riffing wasn't so bad.) 2. Hamlet (To riff or not to riff, that is the question. Whether it is nobler in our hearts or in our spirits to suffer the slings and arrows of this boring movie. And to take upon us a sea of unfunny riffing and with it suffer a million bad host segments... to riff...to riff... no more...PERCHANCE TO RIFF? AYE, THERE'S THE RUB!) 1. The Castle Of Fu Manchu (I thought one or two jokes in Hamlet was funny, but this movie just sat on my head throughout the whole thing. And I LIKE the Fu Manchu films.) Joel Vs Mike.... I love both of them equally but if I was forced to choose at gunpoint... Joel, by a hair. Bill Vs Trace.... I love Bill's riffing but Trace IS Crow T. Robot for me.
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Post by inlovewithcrow on Jan 7, 2012 10:18:18 GMT -5
huh, I used to have my favorites as my signature, but I erased it because I figured y'all had seen it 2000 times. Mine tops'd be all season 8-10, including:
4. Squirm 3. Red Zone Cuba 2. Werewolf 1. Final Sacrifice
My bottom. Er, wait, the worst eps for me are all the biker ones and Ring of Terror.
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Post by bawoman on Feb 19, 2012 18:09:10 GMT -5
Current top 10 (still have a few eppys I havent watched) 1- Attack of the THE EYE CREATURES 2-The Deadly Bees 3-The Incredible melting man 4-I accuse my parents 5-Puma Man 6-Manos, the hands of fate 7-The horror of Party Beach 8-Touch of Satan 9-Girl in Gold Boots 10-Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders I love both Mike and Joel,but based on sheer nostalgia from when I started watching as a preteen, and from my attraction to sleepy eyed goofballs , I have to give Joel a slight advantage. Trace. I liked Bill, thought they were equally funny, but the voice diference sort of threw me off.
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Post by McCallum on Feb 27, 2012 22:49:50 GMT -5
I haven't been around for a while so I missed this when it was first posted. I actually never get tired of top 10 lists (and Im sure my friends here will vouch for that!)! It's been quite a while since I did an MST one so here's my picks-
1. Angels' Revenge 2. Hobgoblins 3. Zombie Nightmare 4. Werewolf 5. Final Sacrifice 6. Riding With Death 7. Time Chasers 8. Boggy Creek II 9. Laserblast 10. Squirm
Mike Bill
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Post by LetGoOfItSlappy on Feb 28, 2012 15:38:32 GMT -5
Wow...it has been awhile for me as well....so let's see....
Current Top 10 (in no particular order)
Any Gamera movie (love the Japanese movies as evidenced by the list) Prince of Space Invasion of the Neptune Men Danger Death Ray Final Sacrifice Manhunt in Space Monster A-Go-Go (quickly becoming a fave thx to NetFlix) Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Space Mutiny
With most of the rest f the shows as honorable mention
Bottom 5....tougher to be sure
The Unearthly The Atomic Brain It Lives by Night High School Big Shot Squirm
Love Joel but was always partial to Mike It matters not to me who was voicing Crow...they were both awesome.
Thank You, won't you.
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Post by mrmeadows on Feb 28, 2012 17:54:43 GMT -5
Bottom 5, not counting KTMA, Season 1, or Hamlet. (Also not counting the Gamera flicks, since those experiments are really low on my list and would muddy the waters.)
5. The Projected Man Kitten With a Whip 4. Hercules and the Captive Women 3. Invasion USA 2. The Unearthly (avoids being #1 thanks to having a pair of decent shorts) 1. First Spaceship on Venus
For what it's worth, I do like Fu Manchu and Mixed-Up Zombies, thank you very much.
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