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Post by Crowfan on Dec 17, 2011 12:26:26 GMT -5
Here's your nametag and lump of coal. You can go have a seat next to Hitler. Roger Corman will be with you in a minute. Will Stalin be there too? Cause it would be cool if both him and Hitler could be miserable together. And is Hitler's dog, Blondi, there? Brett wanted to know.
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 18, 2011 1:12:21 GMT -5
Brett's Jewish. It would never work out.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 18, 2011 6:19:57 GMT -5
Are you saying that just because she had her dog circumcised?
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 18, 2011 10:31:37 GMT -5
He's been completely neutered...can't have him running around the neighborhood like Ratso.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 18, 2011 11:01:16 GMT -5
Completely neutered? Like he's flat in front like Ken?
Oh Christ, did I just quote a Will Farrell movie?!?
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 18, 2011 11:47:46 GMT -5
By court order, my genitals have been laminated shut. Pee shoots out my ears.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 19, 2011 8:45:56 GMT -5
By court order, my genitals have been laminated shut. Pee shoots out my ears. How'd you fit through the rollers?
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 20, 2011 18:40:30 GMT -5
Lots of practice. You can masturbate with two pieces of 2x4, incidentally.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 20, 2011 18:42:18 GMT -5
I'm holding out hope Queenie will start masturbating with a set of Ginsu knives
Sent from my DROID RAZR using ProBoards
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 20, 2011 18:43:29 GMT -5
Sent from my DROID RAZR using ProBoards Aw WTF is that?!?!
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 20, 2011 18:51:59 GMT -5
You're going to use a RAZR on Queenie's wang?
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 20, 2011 21:05:46 GMT -5
Sent from my DROID RAZR using ProBoards Aw WTF is that?!?!Apparently Android has a sense of humor. Ginsu, RAZR. It's like Siri but even bitchier.
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Torgo
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-segment with Crow?
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Post by Torgo on Dec 20, 2011 21:08:07 GMT -5
I find it hilarious that this thread will most likely have a longer lifespan than the thread it's plugging.
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Post by Blurryeye on Dec 28, 2011 21:02:14 GMT -5
Sent from my DROID RAZR using ProBoards Aw WTF is that?!?!It's proof of your conspicuous consumption, Mr. White Male Corporate Oppressor!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Dec 28, 2011 23:37:35 GMT -5
Oh Blurry, it's been obvious to the rest of us for so long.
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