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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 21, 2011 23:29:45 GMT -5
You know this is true. You know it. Stop trying to break us apart for your selfish-ass reasons. Our love is true and pure, and you can't break it up for anything. I get fanfics written about me, she stalks me while I'm waiting for the bus to show up, I could swear a pile of toenail clippings went missing before I had the chance to throw them out; I'm pretty sure she took them. She's probably building a DQ love doll right as we speak. Unfortunately, I doubt she'll find a bed post big enough to represent my wang, and certainly not one that will give her as many splinters.
So, go ahead, TRY to break us up. I dare you. A true love such as ours can never be broken.
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Post by Torgo on Dec 21, 2011 23:35:46 GMT -5
More fighting over sia. Great.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 21, 2011 23:44:57 GMT -5
This ain't my rodeo, Tot-G. DQ's after another, even crazier filly.
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 21, 2011 23:58:31 GMT -5
Christ, I shouldn't have bought them matching JOIKE sweatshirts.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Dec 22, 2011 0:31:37 GMT -5
Aw, look. I rarely visit Sloane, but lo-and-behold, someone's claiming their love for me. I feel so honored. But I have to say no. I'm slightly taken and straight. But thank you so much for the attention. Now, I need to get back to the bottom of the board where I feel, really, really, really safe. (Turns and starts to run away from Sloane again at the speed of light...if not faster!)  |
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Post by Ratso on Dec 22, 2011 2:06:13 GMT -5
The challenged female is mine you swine! Does she break into your home late at night with Tom and Crow puppets she made out of her own feces and perform Mst3k shows at the foot of your bed? I think NOT. Does she show up to your place of work dressed as Mst3k characters and demand anal sex? Probably not.
She loves me. You sir are nothing but a cheap whore.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 22, 2011 9:53:50 GMT -5
You guys can keep arguing about who she "loves." All I care about is that if I tape a photocopy of Joel's face to my forehead, I can get a quick hummer.
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Post by siamesesin on Dec 22, 2011 14:10:52 GMT -5
Mummy, this isn't about you.
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Post by GodoHell on Dec 22, 2011 16:39:56 GMT -5
You guys can keep arguing about who she "loves." All I care about is that if I tape a photocopy of Joel's face to my forehead, I can get a quick hummer. OK, I understood why you had the ribs removed a couple of years ago, but now you've lost me with the photocopy thing. Do you....do you cut a hole....in Joel's mouth?!? |
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Post by Crowfan on Dec 22, 2011 17:22:23 GMT -5
Fighting over imaginary friends is funny.
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Post by Don Quixote on Dec 22, 2011 22:01:30 GMT -5
The challenged female is mine you swine! Does she break into your home late at night with Tom and Crow puppets she made out of her own feces and perform Mst3k shows at the foot of your bed? I think NOT. Does she show up to your place of work dressed as Mst3k characters and demand anal sex? Probably not. She loves me. You sir are nothing but a cheap whore. YOU LIE! How could she possibly show up at work dressed like that when she's showing up at my job with her Indian Can full of Taco Bell leavings, writing my name all over the administration building while pleasuring herself with a kitchen knife? Huh?!? Answer that one, smart guy! I know who's the whore here, and I know true love when I see it (and when the cops drag it away, screaming bleeding and crying), and you, sir, are NOT in love. So, fritter your life away on a dream. She's mine. And she likes to have a gas-powered auger inside her. Bet you didn't know that, captain "Love". |
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 22, 2011 22:44:26 GMT -5
And she likes to have a gas-powered auger inside her. Bet you didn't know that, captain "Love". MARY LOU RETTON? |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Dec 22, 2011 23:34:10 GMT -5
It isn't really love until restraining orders are violated.
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Post by Torgo on Dec 23, 2011 3:59:30 GMT -5
It isn't really love until restraining orders are violated. Wow. I've been in love for years. And many times. |
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Post by Mitchell on Dec 23, 2011 6:56:29 GMT -5
It isn't really love until restraining orders are violated. Wow. I've been in love for years. And many times. That must be why your off-ramp is so gaping. Too much time in Jail. |
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