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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 16, 2012 23:10:48 GMT -5
The image of Tom Arnold farting into Rosanne's vulva, like some kind of unholy reverse blumpkin, now will haunt me for all my days. If, like me, anyone had to look up "blumpkin," then I strongly urge you to also look up "blumpkin pie." This link is particularly thoughtful.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 16, 2012 23:21:42 GMT -5
This has become the must-read thread in the history of the internet.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 16, 2012 23:39:10 GMT -5
BRB, fapping until my dong callouses rip apart my palms.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 18, 2012 13:11:24 GMT -5
If, like me, anyone had to look up "blumpkin," Seriously? I have such sights to show you.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 18, 2012 13:18:53 GMT -5
If, like me, anyone had to look up "blumpkin," Seriously? I have such sights to show you. We should have known you were taught in the ancient ways.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 18, 2012 23:17:43 GMT -5
Sia's the Pai Mai of decades-old cancelled puppet shows.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 19, 2012 0:32:26 GMT -5
"Four tickets for "The Smurfs", please.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 19, 2012 5:04:39 GMT -5
"Four tickets for "The Smurfs", please. Always had the hots for that female Cenobite. That neck vulva would come in very handy. EDIT: OK, strike that. Found the actress' website. It's full of unintentional comedy. From the horribly distracting scrolling header to phrases like "appeared in the Bollywood blockbuster, 'Janbazz' (being the first classically trained robotic mime artist to perform in a Bollywood movie)," it's enough to make me flaccid for the next 25 hours.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 19, 2012 10:26:28 GMT -5
it's enough to make me flaccid for the next 25 hours. We know that won't happen. You have a new dog.
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Post by Ratso on Jan 25, 2012 13:34:22 GMT -5
"Four tickets for "The Smurfs", please. Always had the hots for that female Cenobite. That neck vulva would come in very handy. EDIT: OK, strike that. Found the actress' website. It's full of unintentional comedy. From the horribly distracting scrolling header to phrases like "appeared in the Bollywood blockbuster, 'Janbazz' (being the first classically trained robotic mime artist to perform in a Bollywood movie)," it's enough to make me flaccid for the next 25 hours. Why must you piss on another person's accomplishments? You know what... I think you're jealous. I think you wanted to be first classically trained robotic mime artist to perform in a Bollywood movie! BUT the female Cenobite beat you to it so now you sit on the internet and bitch. You disgust me.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 25, 2012 13:59:03 GMT -5
Mitchell can only be reduced to tears after that outing. Damn.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 25, 2012 14:43:45 GMT -5
I think you wanted to be first classically trained robotic mime artist to perform in a Bollywood movie! BUT the female Cenobite beat you to it so now you sit on the internet and bitch. I am speechless as to how funny I find the wording of this statement here. You, Ratso, are a genius.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 25, 2012 15:23:29 GMT -5
Always had the hots for that female Cenobite. That neck vulva would come in very handy. EDIT: OK, strike that. Found the actress' website. It's full of unintentional comedy. From the horribly distracting scrolling header to phrases like "appeared in the Bollywood blockbuster, 'Janbazz' (being the first classically trained robotic mime artist to perform in a Bollywood movie)," it's enough to make me flaccid for the next 25 hours. Why must you piss on another person's accomplishments? You know what... I think you're jealous. I think you wanted to be first classically trained robotic mime artist to perform in a Bollywood movie! BUT the female Cenobite beat you to it so now you sit on the internet and bitch. You disgust me. You disgust ME Rizz, everyone recognizes robotic mime for tripe that it is...except YOU I guess...
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Post by Torgo on Jan 25, 2012 15:28:50 GMT -5
I'm more disturbed by Bollywood than robotic mime.
None of that sucks half as bad as Hellraiser, though.
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Post by Blurryeye on Jan 25, 2012 17:00:54 GMT -5
HE STOLE MY IDEA! THE BASTARD! If it makes you feel any better, it's really not all that good. It's just a matter of time before he pulls a David Carradine. He's going to be assassinated by a secret society of Ninjas?
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