You're all a bunch of poseurs...

[Don Quixote]

Let me tell you, you may think you're the cat's ass, but you're all small potatoes compared to:

Cool Dog.

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How cool is this ****ing dog? Well, listen up you little ****ers, this is one ****ing cool mother****ing dog. How ****ing cool? Listen, this ****ing dog can drive a ****ing car, and can ****ing use the ****ing turn signals. Not impressed? What the **** is wrong with you? He's driving a ****ing car with no ****ing thumbs! Okay, okay, fine. You don't want to be ****ing impressed by that, that's doable. But try not to be ****ing bowled over by this ****ing revelation. This ****ing dog can drive a ****ing boat. Do YOU know how to drive a ****ing tugboat, asshole? Thought not. So, pay this cool mother****ing dog, some mother****ing respect, you ****ers.

[Don Quixote]

Need some more mother****ing evidence that this is the coolest being in existence? Fine, here:

[GodoHell]

Needs more bestiality.

[Don Quixote]

As though you're even close to being cool enough to have sex with Cool Dog...

[Don Quixote]

All too intimidated to post in this thread? As well you all should be. This dog is way too cool for everyone.

[mummifiedstalin]

if you have to identify the dog as cool, it isn't.

[Torgo]

Who you callin' poseur, poseur!

[GodoHell]

Is there anything Ron Perlman can't do?!?

[Torgo]

Apparently Hellboy III.

[Don Quixote]

He'll be like ninety by the time they get around to making that.

Then again, it's not like he's getting less ugly.

[Blurryeye]

I have no doubt that I could hang with Cool Dog. That's how cool I am.

[Ratso]

I prefer the sequel where Cool Dog is hired by the government to kill Iranian scientists.

He skateboards in that one!

[siamesesin]

I think I prefer being the cat's ass.

[GodoHell]

Do you raise up in the air when pet?

[Mitchell]

and occasionally spontaneously sprout a flatworm?