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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jan 17, 2012 17:31:20 GMT -5
Today, we discuss the ancient hidden treasures of the ancient Sloanites. Little is known of this civilization, but we can put together pieces of the puzzle.
Case in point, we have located an alabaster observatory. Despite their supposed lack of telescoping equipment, the observatory is filled with notes and tracking elements that indicate an ability to locate objects within the radius of the orbit of Neptune. Specifically, most of these ancient scrolls and tracking mechanisms seemed poised upon, almost slavishly devoted to, tracking the seventh planet in our solar system.
The reason for this obsession remains unknown.
Coming up next, a look at the gears of the legendary lava monsters...
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 17, 2012 19:01:11 GMT -5
supposed lack of telescoping equipment Mumms is on Levitra. ability to locate objects within the radius of the orbit of Neptune. Thank Christ you picked Neptune.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 17, 2012 19:30:08 GMT -5
Thank Christ you picked Neptune. Neptune is Sloanese for Uranus.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 17, 2012 20:31:19 GMT -5
So, can I be that douche "scientist" from the History Channel with that crazy-ass hair?
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 17, 2012 21:39:06 GMT -5
Watch it bub. I graduated from Baylor with a PhD in Douche Science.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 18, 2012 6:15:14 GMT -5
Does that mean I get to call you "Doctor Douchebag"?
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 18, 2012 9:37:41 GMT -5
Douchebags are for graduate assistants. I, sir, support the douchenozzle...
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 18, 2012 12:01:46 GMT -5
Even that one's starting to look inefficient. I think we should apply for another grant for your DoucheSpigot idea.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 18, 2012 13:20:22 GMT -5
Doctor Bitches and Doctor Douche.
Colleagues...rivals...friends...lovers...
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 18, 2012 23:19:19 GMT -5
I'm going to be the creepy janitor who may or may not be a serial killer, but keeps those chalkboards squeeky f***ing clean.
Time for my hourly pint of gin.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 19, 2012 0:23:11 GMT -5
I'll be the little Asian kid who follows the hero around blindly despite nobody in their right mind would bring a child along on a dangerous adventure like this. BUT HE'S ADORABLE! OKIE DOKIE DOCTOR BITCHES, HOLD ON TO YOUR POTATOES!
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 19, 2012 0:34:28 GMT -5
Hey look guys, it's Data from "The Goonies"!
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 19, 2012 5:03:25 GMT -5
Or Short Round from Temple of Doom
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Post by Torgo on Jan 19, 2012 13:52:30 GMT -5
Or is he Glenn from the Walking Dead? CONSPIRACY!!!
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Post by GodoHell on Jan 19, 2012 18:50:05 GMT -5
[insert Virginia Tech joke here]
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