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Post by Mitchell on Jan 29, 2012 0:00:11 GMT -5
He likes porn. I like porn.
He's seen [CENSORED] with a spiked [CENSORED] followed by [CENSORED] and a dripping, somewhat porcine [CENSORED] [CENSORED] into [CENSORED] Quixote.
I've seen [CENSORED] with a spiked [CENSORED] followed by [CENSORED] and a dripping, somewhat porcine [CENSORED] [CENSORED] into [CENSORED] Quixote, except this time, with pudding.
He gets his dates from the bus station. I get my dates at the truck stop.
His name has ten letters, mine has exactly two less!
He was assassinated in a theater and his assailant captured in a barn, I was abandoned at birth in a barn and my mother arrested in a theater.
With so much in common, I can't think of a better maniac to bestow a mancrush on than Mr. Newmads.
Oh, and you can ask Blurry to see how well these things usually turn out.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 29, 2012 1:24:29 GMT -5
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Post by TheNewMads on Jan 29, 2012 10:18:31 GMT -5
alas, i hardly knew ye, Mitchell. And I so wanted to find out if that was a revolver in your pants or if you were glad to see me.
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 29, 2012 10:50:29 GMT -5
I'm sorry, my latest man-crush is Joe Namath.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 29, 2012 11:27:11 GMT -5
Joe Namath is no Pernell Roberts. Heck, he's barely up-to-snuff to Clu.
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 29, 2012 11:33:55 GMT -5
He could party like nobody's business.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 29, 2012 13:31:06 GMT -5
Yeah, well so could Keith Carradine.
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Post by Crowfan on Jan 29, 2012 14:24:54 GMT -5
Yeah, but it was way cooler to hang with Broadway Joe.
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Post by siamesesin on Jan 29, 2012 15:53:57 GMT -5
Actually, you're both close but wrong.
David Carradine is the party machine.
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Post by TheNewMads on Jan 29, 2012 16:28:20 GMT -5
i really like this thread.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 29, 2012 19:53:05 GMT -5
I'm crushing my manhood right now. It's the only way I can get off. Such are the horrors of war...
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 31, 2012 9:12:00 GMT -5
I'm having a mancrush on Lance Henriksen because, honestly, it's about time.
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Post by Mitchell on Jan 31, 2012 15:11:38 GMT -5
I'm thinking that's because the dents in his face remind you of the dents in your dong.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 31, 2012 16:24:27 GMT -5
I'm thinking that's because the dents in his face remind you of the dents in your dong. Or the hole in my hammy or the pockets in my pundendum or the concavities in my crotch or the trenches in my taint.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Jan 31, 2012 18:09:54 GMT -5
Now I'll never be able to watch Aliens again without thinking of every orephus on mumms body.
Thank you, discussion board. I think I'm going to resign now.
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