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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 31, 2012 11:39:07 GMT -5
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Jan 31, 2012 11:56:45 GMT -5
Damn. I thought you were going to put on a Donkey Show for us, mumms.
All I can say about the main story is that the one time I ever considered throwing up during one of those Jackass movies is when one of them downed a cup of horse jizz. I'm fine with all the poop and ass shots, but that made me gag real hard.
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Post by TheNewMads on Jan 31, 2012 14:09:00 GMT -5
and you wonder why i'm a conspiracy theorist. this is like the snuff TV show from "videodrome," only less fun and sexy.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jan 31, 2012 14:55:57 GMT -5
Videodrome was pretty damn awesome, though.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 31, 2012 20:08:12 GMT -5
I remember when we visited Oatman, Arizona when I was younger. One of the donkeys looked at my sister and experienced a major erection.
Naturally, my sister got donkey-themed gifts for the next year and a half.
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Post by Torgo on Jan 31, 2012 20:21:05 GMT -5
I remember when we visited Oatman, Arizona when I was younger. One of the donkeys looked at my sister and experienced a major erection. Naturally, my sister got donkey-themed gifts for the next year and a half. Is your sister that hot or only attractive to the animal kingdom? Either way, I demand her phone number.
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Post by Don Quixote on Jan 31, 2012 20:54:20 GMT -5
I will not travel back in time. Not that I can't, I just won't. Sh*t costs like twenty bucks in gas. I'm afraid you're S.O.L. Tot-g.
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 1, 2012 8:44:37 GMT -5
Whatever these ladies had to drink for their 15 minutes of fame loss of all human dignity, it couldn't have tasted any worse than this crap.
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 1, 2012 9:07:40 GMT -5
Videodrome was pretty damn awesome, though. well, yeah, cuz cronenberg is a genius, and among other things, he was plainly warning us about Fear Factor well ahead of time.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 2, 2012 2:14:50 GMT -5
Poor donkey.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 2, 2012 16:41:31 GMT -5
Why? I feel sorry for whoever had to gather the large pitcher of semen they had sitting on the table.
The donkey (or, likely, donkeys) just had a good time.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 2, 2012 19:29:50 GMT -5
The producers went to Tijuana the weekend before. They brought along some interns to sponge up the leavings after a particularly productive donkey show.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 2, 2012 19:43:34 GMT -5
Why? I feel sorry for whoever had to gather the large pitcher of semen they had sitting on the table. The donkey (or, likely, donkeys) just had a good time. Not true. If it was just the one, it was either removed medically, which is no fun at all, or it was removed manually, which after the first couple of times becomes uncomfortable. And if it was more than one donkey, can you imagine being in a room with a bunch of other jacks being jacked? Never mind. You probably don't have to imagine it.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 2, 2012 19:44:35 GMT -5
Jeeze, don't you know how to modify a milking machine to extract donkey jizz? What kind of midwesterner are you?
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 2, 2012 19:49:01 GMT -5
A real one. We don't use that high-falutin' junk to gather OUR sperm.
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