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Post by Mitchell on Feb 2, 2012 23:43:24 GMT -5
I'm in Las Vegas and I'm posting on this message board. Shouldn't I be nipples-deep in hookers, or playing $50 table stakes games with some hybrid rules that make no sense while some chain-smoking greaseball tries to enlighten me with odds that cannot possibly be true, or writing my name in semen in the Siegfried and Roy Secret Garden?
I mean really, what's wrong with me?
(Sia can keep her piehole shut. And Mumms can keep his manhole(s) shut).
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 3, 2012 0:11:44 GMT -5
Remember about Vegas: the real show is always in the back room.
And speaking of casinos, we went to one of the casinos right outside of Chicago on the lake last weekend. Depressing as flapjacksing hell. I never want to go back. At least Vegas has glitz and people there on vacation. "Local" casinos: where misery goes to wallow.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 3, 2012 3:02:31 GMT -5
No kidding. The casinos over the bridge in Council Tucky make me a sad panda. Actually, seeing some of the acts that come through make it worse.
And Mitch, we all know you're here because you finished with Celine Dion early.
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 3, 2012 8:37:23 GMT -5
I don't think there's a damn thing wrong with you, Mitch (other than your disturbing Jenkem addiction.) Vegas has never appealed to me. If I am ever forced to go there, the only thing I'll be interested in is the tour of the Nevada Test Site.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 3, 2012 8:58:50 GMT -5
I don't think there's a damn thing wrong with you, Mitch (other than your disturbing Jenkem addiction.) Vegas has never appealed to me. If I am ever forced to go there, the only thing I'll be interested in is the tour of the Nevada Test Site.So even when you travel in the real world, you're basically just re-playing New Vegas?
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 3, 2012 9:39:49 GMT -5
actually, prostitution isn't legal in vegas. it's legal in a county somewhere a few miles outside vegas.
you can also get a mean RealDoll in Nevada. their main factory is out there. i've researched this.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 3, 2012 10:20:44 GMT -5
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 3, 2012 10:47:12 GMT -5
I don't think there's a damn thing wrong with you, Mitch (other than your disturbing Jenkem addiction.) Vegas has never appealed to me. If I am ever forced to go there, the only thing I'll be interested in is the tour of the Nevada Test Site.So even when you travel in the real world, you're basically just re-playing New Vegas? What game I'm playing depends on where I'm traveling. I guess you can figure out now why I got kicked out of D.C. by Homeland Security.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 3, 2012 10:58:28 GMT -5
I'm surprised you're still in the US.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 3, 2012 11:29:27 GMT -5
So even when you travel in the real world, you're basically just re-playing New Vegas? What game I'm playing depends on where I'm traveling. I guess you can figure out now why I got kicked out of D.C. by Homeland Security.
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 3, 2012 11:53:31 GMT -5
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 3, 2012 12:53:29 GMT -5
What game I'm playing depends on where I'm traveling. I guess you can figure out now why I got kicked out of D.C. by Homeland Security. Where the flapjacks is Yuri when you need him?!? I would show you how I once got some hot coffee out West by the fault line, but you'd have to remove the YouTube on that one.
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 3, 2012 16:32:53 GMT -5
What game I'm playing depends on where I'm traveling. Please tell me you're not into Leisure Suit Larry.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 4, 2012 1:50:52 GMT -5
What game I'm playing depends on where I'm traveling. Please tell me you're not into Leisure Suit Larry. His trip to Mexico was heavily influenced by Viva Pinata.
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 4, 2012 9:39:11 GMT -5
I think you all now have a better understanding as to why the Japanese government won't approve my tourist visa.
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