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Post by GodoHell on Feb 24, 2012 8:08:30 GMT -5
Imagine THESE musks. . . Call me old-fashioned, but I just can't see the fake one properly simulating the feeling of a mare's brown-eye constricting around your bicep while you try to knock her up with a syringe. This is a simulator?!? I thought it was a new arcade game at Chuck-E-Cheese.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 24, 2012 8:19:07 GMT -5
I'm shocked you still go to Chuck-E-Cheese.
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 24, 2012 12:31:07 GMT -5
I'm shocked you still go to Chuck-E-Cheese. I like to hide under those little balls.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 24, 2012 15:18:21 GMT -5
I'm shocked you still go to Chuck-E-Cheese. Only with court-ordered supervision
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Post by Torgo on Feb 24, 2012 16:08:03 GMT -5
I'm shocked you still go to Chuck-E-Cheese. I like to hide under those little balls. Famous last words.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 24, 2012 17:11:02 GMT -5
I'm shocked you still go to Chuck-E-Cheese. I like to hide under those little balls. Proof that you DON'T go to Chuck-E-Cheese. They haven't had those in any of them that I've been to in the last 8 years since my oldest was born. YOU, sir, ARE A POSEUR!
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Post by GodoHell on Feb 24, 2012 17:25:23 GMT -5
I'm shocked you still go to Chuck-E-Cheese. I like to hide under those little balls. I would be more likely to hide from Mumm's crotch than to hide under it.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 24, 2012 17:27:17 GMT -5
I like to hide under those little balls. I would be more likely to hide from Mumm's crotch than to hide under it. I think we need a survey. Does your left or right testicle hang lower? Lets post pics.
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 24, 2012 17:35:55 GMT -5
Do your balls hang low? Do the wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier Do your balls hang low?
Or should I just have quoted "Big Balls" instead?
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 24, 2012 20:05:34 GMT -5
I would be more likely to hide from Mumm's crotch than to hide under it. I think we need a survey. Does your left or right testicle hang lower? Lets post pics. Left
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Post by siamesesin on Feb 24, 2012 21:18:48 GMT -5
Even steven.
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 24, 2012 21:48:58 GMT -5
Oh bull. In our last hammertime lovemaking session, I CLEARLY knocked one of your ovaries into your lung.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 24, 2012 21:49:48 GMT -5
Oh bull. In our last hammertime lovemaking session, I CLEARLY knocked one of your ovaries into your lung. That lower left testicle really adds some kick, huh?
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 24, 2012 21:53:53 GMT -5
Do your balls hang low? Do the wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot, Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier Do your balls hang low? Or should I just have quoted "Big Balls" instead? SOME DONGS ARE HELD FOR CHARITY, AND SOME FOR FANCY DRESS...
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Post by Mitchell on Feb 24, 2012 22:03:52 GMT -5
Next to my quadriceps and my heart, my pubococcygeus is the strongest muscle in my body.
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