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Post by Mitchell on Feb 28, 2012 22:25:17 GMT -5
1] Sia fantasizing about my wife giving it to me via the H-Tube
2] Torgo thinking us overeducated a-holes wouldn't get the Caelus reference
3] Torgo lusting over Blurry's rack
4] Mummifiedstalin's proclivity for performing rusty trombones on various law enforcement officials
5] Mumms soiling merkins and Gideon bibles
6] DQ being the most well-adjusted of the rest of us
7] Torgo channeling Crowfan
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 28, 2012 22:32:50 GMT -5
6] DQ being the most well-adjusted of the rest of us "Mister Quixote, why do you wish to discontinue your treatments?" "I'm afraid I'm simply slipping on the cancelled puppet show discussion board spam subforum I frequent on the internet. I need frequent emotional and cognitive instability to keep them rolling in the aisles." "Oh, I see. Orderlies, kindly escort Mister Quixote back to his broom closet that we repurposed into a room and make sure to keep him extra suspended off the floor this time." "Oh man, I'm going to be back on time in no time, baby! Sloane 2012!"
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 28, 2012 22:40:29 GMT -5
7] Torgo channeling Crowfan Thank you...................HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
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Post by Torgo on Feb 28, 2012 23:15:29 GMT -5
Woo! I got three nominations! That makes me the favorite!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 29, 2012 0:01:49 GMT -5
6] DQ being the most well-adjusted of the rest of us "Mister Quixote, why do you wish to discontinue your treatments?" "I'm afraid I'm simply slipping on the cancelled puppet show discussion board spam subforum I frequent on the internet. I need frequent emotional and cognitive instability to keep them rolling in the aisles." "Oh, I see. Orderlies, kindly escort Mister Quixote back to his broom closet that we repurposed into a room and make sure to keep him extra suspended off the floor this time." "Oh man, I'm going to be back on time in no time, baby! Sloane 2012!" Obviously #6. My offerings were pretty piss poor. And who the hell voted for #3!? Blurry's a girl. She's got boobs. Boys lust. So it goes. What's disturbing about that? (And if you're a girl, your opinion doesn't count.)
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Post by Torgo on Feb 29, 2012 0:05:10 GMT -5
That was me. I only voted it because it involved Blurry's breasts.
I didn't even look at the question.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Feb 29, 2012 0:05:52 GMT -5
That was me. I only voted it because it involved Blurry's breasts. I didn't even look at the question. Well then, that's understandable. I mean, boobs.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 29, 2012 0:47:51 GMT -5
Mean Boobs: the Sequel to Mean Girls! Coming this fall to the Harryhousen Multiplex in sunny, downtown Newburgh.
Crack vials will be sold at the concession stand during intermission!
Nobody will be seated during the terrifying blue vein running the length of them scene!
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 29, 2012 7:15:34 GMT -5
Other: No Ballz at Chuck E. Cheese!
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 29, 2012 10:58:09 GMT -5
Other: No Ballz at Chuck E. Cheese! They probably had to get rid of them because all the kids peed there.
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Post by Don Quixote on Feb 29, 2012 17:01:27 GMT -5
But the dried urine is what gave them that great smell!
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Post by Crowfan on Feb 29, 2012 18:44:01 GMT -5
But the dried urine is what gave them that great smell! At one of the McDonalds I used to work at, they had an outdoor Playland with balls, and boy, the urine smell was really something else.
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Post by Torgo on Feb 29, 2012 18:53:20 GMT -5
I think that's just the way a McDonalds is supposed to smell.
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Post by TheNewMads on Feb 29, 2012 18:57:05 GMT -5
i didn't know i could wiz all over the ballz! now i'm REALLY annoyed they got rid of them.
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Post by Torgo on Feb 29, 2012 19:04:57 GMT -5
i didn't know i could wiz all over the ballz! now i'm REALLY annoyed they got rid of them. Whenever I think of you, TNM, I'm going to think of this quote.
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