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Post by Mitchell on Feb 29, 2012 19:17:32 GMT -5
Stop turning my awesome thread into a sausage fest you two.
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Feb 29, 2012 19:27:09 GMT -5
Help yourself to some of my meat, Mitch.
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Post by Crowfan on Mar 1, 2012 7:13:46 GMT -5
i didn't know i could wiz all over the ballz! now i'm REALLY annoyed they got rid of them. If you really have to go, you could always use that tree in your next door neighbor's yard.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 1, 2012 22:24:56 GMT -5
Oh man, I'm gonna stuff so many wieners in my mouth...
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Post by Ratso on Mar 2, 2012 13:05:44 GMT -5
There is a thread in Sloane called most disturbing and I'm not even mentioned???
I gots some work to do!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Mar 2, 2012 13:29:28 GMT -5
How's this for disturbing:
I set out a mousetrap last night because my wife thought she saw a critter. It was down in the basement.
So when I checked this morning, I went to where I put it down...no mouse OR mousetrap. Curious.
I go back upstairs and ask her if she picked up the trap since we didn't want our kids accidentally messing with them. She looked at me like I was crazy. She has no desire to see a dead mouse, even less desire than to see a live one. And the boys are still asleep, so that's out.
So I go back downstairs and start looking around. Part of me wonders if I just put it someplace else and if I'm starting to lose my memory. Another part wonders if we have a rat, something that could carry the little 4-inch thing away.
Then I look under my desk which is on the *opposite* side of the room from where I set the trap. Sure enough, back in the corner, behind the trash can, is the trap, upside down, on top of a small dead mouse.
So let's play this out: the mouse goes to eat the peanut butter I put on there. Smack. Then it pulls the mousetrap, which is bigger than the mouse (which was only about 2.5 inches long without the tail) a good 15 feet away from where it got whacked. Then it somehow pulls this thing into a tiny space behind a wastebasket and flips it upside down.
And if that wasn't disturbing enough, the trap came down IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS HEAD. Its skull was obviously crushed. So it somehow did all of this with some serious cranial damage. I don't know whether it rolled its way back there, whether it somehow had control of its functioning, or whether it just flopped all the way across the room and into an awkward corner out of sheer neural chaos.
Anyway, sucks to be a mouse, apparently.
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 2, 2012 18:00:11 GMT -5
There is a thread in Sloane called most disturbing and I'm not even mentioned??? I gots some work to do! Yes you do Mr. One Post A Month. And Mumms, that wasn't disturbing. Not unless you ate the mouse.
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Post by GodoHell on Mar 2, 2012 18:17:19 GMT -5
Mitch, you're slipping.
No Richard Gere reference?!?
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Post by siamesesin on Mar 3, 2012 3:37:55 GMT -5
Accepting you're a bottom bitch is just coping with reality, Mitch. I'm not judging. But it did make me reconsider Catholicism, at least until I remembered that if I took the veil I'd have to give up the Hobbit porn.
I think Mummi left out the part of what he did with the discovered mouse corpse to avoid an early entry for next week's thread.
But I also prefer Blurry's boobs. So they win.
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Post by Mitchell on Mar 3, 2012 12:10:38 GMT -5
Mitch, you're slipping. No Richard Gere reference?!? Mouse was dead prior to presumed insertion.
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Post by Don Quixote on Mar 4, 2012 9:16:15 GMT -5
Richard Gere is such a pantywaist.
REAL men gerbil with juggling pins.
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