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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 3, 2012 23:12:46 GMT -5
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Post by TheNewMads on Apr 4, 2012 5:25:54 GMT -5
i'm convinced spontaneous combustion is caused by the elderly lighting their own farts on fire, and then creating smoldering fires in their own colons and being too old to go get help. it's 100 percent true.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 4, 2012 6:12:02 GMT -5
... And anyone who doesn't agree with you is just persecuting you for your beliefs?
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 4, 2012 6:57:43 GMT -5
i'm convinced spontaneous combustion is caused by the elderly lighting their own farts on fire, and then creating smoldering fires in their own colons and being too old to go get help. it's 100 percent true. LifeAlert was created to specifically address this problem. I've blown one and I can't put it out! |
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 5, 2012 22:37:57 GMT -5
Talk about St. Elmo's Fire...
... no, seriously, talk about it. Right now. DO IT.
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Post by TheNewMads on Apr 6, 2012 11:35:54 GMT -5
... And anyone who doesn't agree with you is just persecuting you for your beliefs? well, they follow me around and try to flick Zippos at my ass. until recently i didn't know why. |
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 6, 2012 19:06:37 GMT -5
In college, I was totally famous for lighting my farts on fire.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 6, 2012 19:20:49 GMT -5
In college, I was famous for shoving airport spotlights up my ass.
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 7, 2012 19:36:16 GMT -5
I bet that hurt worse.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 7, 2012 20:02:36 GMT -5
Sort of, but it did make for an interesting homecoming celebration.
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Post by Ratso on Apr 8, 2012 4:10:47 GMT -5
"Like our cornhole on faceook?!"
I gave up after that. Nothing but sin there.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 8, 2012 7:50:46 GMT -5
AND ON EASTER YOU HEATHENS!!
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 8, 2012 18:20:52 GMT -5
They... they have a collective cornhole?
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