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Post by Mitchell on Apr 15, 2012 22:37:45 GMT -5
Another priceless Amazon review: DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012 By Andrew - See all my reviews This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) from: www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000KKNQBK/b3ta-21I think "Maroon bag of agony" could be NewMads' band name too.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 15, 2012 22:45:47 GMT -5
Unless you know what a cream's effects are, "not rubbing on your dong" is always a good idea.
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Post by TheNewMads on Apr 16, 2012 7:37:28 GMT -5
Unless you know what a cream's effects are, "not rubbing on your dong" is always a good idea. and yet is always one's first temptation. i like "agony bag." the first album could be called "maroon."
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Post by siamesesin on Apr 16, 2012 14:56:01 GMT -5
It's got a beat you can dance to.
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Post by The Deceased on Apr 16, 2012 15:10:06 GMT -5
I've been reading more than just that review. I really need to brush up on my Britanese.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 16, 2012 15:41:07 GMT -5
Damn. My first thought was a band name and NewMads, too. Weird.
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 22, 2012 22:46:54 GMT -5
And now here's a little something for the ladies: www.amazon.com/review/R39TB4HUVK8Z6/?_encoding=UTF8&tag=b3ta-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=390957a sample: "The Moon Cup comes in two sizes; Size A, for youthful nymphs under 30 who have never given birth and have silken tresses and tinkling laughs and are all size 0, and size B, for Big Ol' Bitches like m'self, who have either spawned, or are so old (ie over 30) that they might as well have been poppin' them out like Duggar Donuts, because their sugar walls are now echoing corridors full of cobwebs and slackness. Of course the packaging phrases it more nicely, but I was miffed to see that despite having never replicated, I was still doomed to the Big Gulp size because of my age alone." Empahsis added.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 22, 2012 23:46:27 GMT -5
You totally wrote that two years ago, and now you're just pimping yourself. I can smell it!
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Post by Crowfan on Apr 23, 2012 14:37:24 GMT -5
*barfs*
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